Me: I'M LEAVING YOU
Me: FOR GOOD.
Supernatural: I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD THIS TIME
Me: NO, I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON LAST TIME
Supernatural: JUST ONE MORE TRY. YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE ME AGAIN, I SWEAR
Me: ALL YOU DO IS HURT ME
Supernatural: THAT WASN'T MY INTENTION. COME ON, JUST WATCH ME AGAIN
Me: NO
Supernatural: PLEEEEEAAAAASE
Me: NO
Supernatural: PRETTY PLEASE?
Me: I SAID NO!
Supernatural: I'VE GOT ATTRACTIVE MEN
Me: SO?
Supernatural: YOU LOVE ATTRACTIVE MEN
Me: I CAN FIND ATTRACTIVE MEN ELSEWHERE
Supernatural: BUT MINE HAVE GREAT PERSONALITIES
Me: GOODBYE, SUPERNATURAL
Supernatural: HAVE A JENSEN PLAYING DEAN WINCHESTER!
Me: OKAY, MAYBE JUST A PEEK
Supernatural: HAVE A SCHIZOPHRENIC MISHA WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES!
Me: OKAY, FIVE MINUTES TOPS
Supernatural: HAVE A MOOSE!
Me: OKAY, I'LL JUST TURN THE VOLUME DOWN SO I CAN JUST FOCUS ON THEIR FACES
Supernatural: LOOK! THEY'RE HAVING FUN AND BEING HOMOEROTIC!
Me: YEAH, SO I'M GONNA NEED THE VOLUME TO GO AS HIGH AS IT CAN GO
Me: OH THIS IS QUITE NICE, ACTUALLY. I DON'T THINK ANYTHING BAD'S GONNA HAP--
Supernatural: PAIN? DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED PAIN? HERE YOU GO
Me: NO, I DIDN'T ASK FOR--
Supernatural: YOU WANT THEM TO TREAT EACH OTHER LIKE SHIT? OKAY, I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN
Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE
Supernatural: CHARACTER INCONSISTENCIES? YOU GOT IT
Me: STOP THAT
Supernatural: BAD WRITING? WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD MORE BAD WRITING?
Supernatural: WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR BOYS TO CRY? I CAN MAKE THEM CRY
Supernatural: I THINK I'LL TAKE MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON THE IMPALA
Supernatural: HOW BOUT I KILL OFF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER INSTEAD?
Supernatural: MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD BE GUEST STARS!
Supernatural: I HEAR YOU LIKE WAITING, OKAY THAT'S GOOD. LET ME JUST TAKE A HIATUS.
Me: THAT'S IT I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE
Supernatural: NO, YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO ME