bakrua:

captainsnoop:

so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim 

quasarkisses:

zombies who are super frustrated with their speech impediments and lack of fine motor skills because it makes it hard to communicate even a few of their many thoughts and ideas to others, and come off as slow or stupid

greek-style gods who walk around in the streets like ultra-powerful celebrities, just chilling

dragons who still kidnap teenagers, rescuing them from abusive and unhealthy home lives and keeping youth off the streets

witches who make illegal spell deals in the early hours of the morning. people spike their coffees with charisma and alertness potions.

rare angels who have serious issues with personal space because no for the billionth time you can not touch my fucking wings back off bitch

sirens who are furious that they can’t sing when their non-siren friends play fall out boy in the car because they’ll distract the driver and probably die

an android civil rights movement centered around technological art, circuits and code filling art galleries and techno music at an all-time high with more subdivisions than rock

pimpunderthemountain:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

#ghost shaking their head at their zombified body stumbling around like a dumbass

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

in a zombie apocalypse, the ghost moves shit and blocks their zombie self and does everything they can to keep their zombie body away from their living loved ones