aaaaand my Christian, possibly conservative (but wonderfully creative and kind) aunt is planning on reading my fics.
her email:
How you are doing?? Are you still writing lots? I did download some of your writings a while ago but I am sorry I have only read the first paragraph of one of them but didn’t read much further because you said the reader might die(!)
….. I hope one day I will manage to read a bit further! You’re good at writing!
oh god she found Angelhawke which is 400k of kinky gay sex on horseback and on top of a bookshelf and in front of a window and in a belltower and INSIDE A POND AND OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
OBVIOUSLY SHE READ THE WARNINGS ALREADY SHE MUST KNOW WHAT SHE’S GETTING INTO
HOW THE HELL ARE MY FAMILY FINDING THESE THINGS?? MY DAD MUST’VE TOLD THEM WHEN HE VISITED THE UK LAST YEAR?? MY MOTHER TOLD HIM THERE WAS ONE RULE: DON’T TELL THE FAMILY ABOUT THE KINKY GAY SEX AND HE DID NOT DO THE THING
That almost shy yet genuine smile Jensen does whenever he talks about Misha/thinks about Misha, usually looking down and not making any eye contact with people while doing so, even though Misha isn’t currently with him. It often goes together with blushes and a twinkle in his eyes, and sometimes with him fumbling with his clothes or whatever he’s holding in his hands.
If that didn’t help, this might:
Gifs not mine.
I hope this was helpful! :’)
Compare:
Jensen’s ‘Misha laugh’
An incurable affliction which presents acutely in one subject named Jensen Ross Ackles. Symptoms include a partial loss of body strength, invariably accompanied by raucous, explosive laughter, the angled tilting of the upper body, visibly weak knees, shortness of breath, and, occasionally, spinning around on the spot before leaning against a stable object in order to prevent total collapse. May be followed by watering eyes and an inability to look at anything except Dmitri Misha Collins.
From the case evidence reviewed here, I think I can safely rule that the subject, Jensen Ross Ackles, has no obvious aversion to this phenomenon, despite its massive effect on his physical and mental well-being. (Professional opinion is that I think he likes it.)
