Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t.

yaoi-yaoieverywhere:

savannahlieksthetriforce:
NO.
No wonder I don’t like carrots.

11 years ago 25 Nov 2011 ☆ 68,980 notes · via · source

#why did I laugh at this? #sleep is something i need desperately