My friend asked me if cockles was a real life thing that was being kept secret. How would you like it to be revealed.
And I was just like: One, it is a real thing and Two, I’d like to see Misha bring West to a convention and for him to make a joke and using the words “oh yeah”. And West coming in like daddy you said that last night when you were in your room with Jensen.
Okay, so, I really don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble, but I went to the meet and greet with Misha today, and one of the girls there asked him about them. He was super cute about it. But he confirmed that they were actually two Cas dolls and the girl who gave them to him was actually there with us and West likes to call them minidads.
OKAY SO a friend of mine (who wishes to remain anonymous; they live in Vancouver) just messaged me this story of when they met Misha and Vicki and their family!! and PRACTICALLY SAVED MAISON’S LIFE??? it’s amazing and adorable and oh my gosh
here it is:
HA so I went out shopping and was walking afterwards and was people watching at the same time and out of the corner of my eye I saw a family, so I turned my head just to see and it was Misha and Vicki and a stroller
So I did a frantic double take just in case I was hallucinating, freaked out, felt like a complete and horrible stalker, and hobbled the fUCK AWAY
So I turned a corner to catch my breath and calm myself down, but I couldn’t, and then I remembered that there was a park nearby where there were swings, and it was kind of cold and getting dark so there probably wouldn’t be many kids and I could swing and calm myself down
So I went
And I forgot that you know little kids like going to the park, which Misha had two of and apparently that was where they were going and they beat me there and so I panicked some more
But I figured my councillor would be proud of me for working on my anxiety, so I stayed on the swings since they were on the opposite side of the park to me and they probably wouldn’t come closer
SPOILER ALERT WEST LOVES SWINGS A LOT
So I freaked out and didn’t look at Misha AT ALL when they headed over and West stared at me for the swing, so I asked if he wanted it and teased West a bit about me being old and hogging the swing when Maison walked in front of me, crying her eyes out, and was in the correct path to get destroyed by the kid swinging next to me so I like lunged forward and stopped her from moving forward by putting my arm in front of her, which was the same time Vicki yelled ‘Misha!’ (WHICH WAS CONFIRMATION OF MY WORST FEAR) and he snagged her hood and gently pulled her back while I had a staring contest with her (because she was all ‘wtf who is this person who touched me’ like all little kids do) and then I stared at Misha’s shoes and was still trying not to have a complete panic attack so I decided that retreat was the best option
So I leaned back away from Misha (who was kinda in front of me) to just look at West (who was kinda behind me) and asked if he still wanted the swing, and he gave me a shit eating grin and said yes and I gave him one back and said okay and got up
and then I swear to god I SWEAR TO GOD ELMIE I’M AN IDIOT BECAUSE
when I got up Misha said ‘that’s very kind of you’ and I still couldn’t even make eye contact and in like the worst growly mean unforgivably horrible voice ever I said ‘WHATEVER’ and speed walked away
And then I realized I was wearing a large button that said ‘Osric Chau you’re my hero’ and quietly died inside
THAT’S MY STORY OF HOW I WAS A JERK TO MISHA I managed to stay in the park for a while after far away from them to try and not have a full attack and I managed so that was good!! But yeah that’s it PS Misha and Vicki both look p good in a peacoat
OKAY SO a friend of mine (who wishes to remain anonymous; they live in Vancouver) just messaged me this story of when they met Misha and Vicki and their family!! and PRACTICALLY SAVED MAISON’S LIFE??? it’s amazing and adorable and oh my gosh
here it is:
HA so I went out shopping and was walking afterwards and was people watching at the same time and out of the corner of my eye I saw a family, so I turned my head just to see and it was Misha and Vicki and a stroller
So I did a frantic double take just in case I was hallucinating, freaked out, felt like a complete and horrible stalker, and hobbled the fUCK AWAY
So I turned a corner to catch my breath and calm myself down, but I couldn’t, and then I remembered that there was a park nearby where there were swings, and it was kind of cold and getting dark so there probably wouldn’t be many kids and I could swing and calm myself down
So I went
And I forgot that you know little kids like going to the park, which Misha had two of and apparently that was where they were going and they beat me there and so I panicked some more
But I figured my councillor would be proud of me for working on my anxiety, so I stayed on the swings since they were on the opposite side of the park to me and they probably wouldn’t come closer
SPOILER ALERT WEST LOVES SWINGS A LOT
So I freaked out and didn’t look at Misha AT ALL when they headed over and West stared at me for the swing, so I asked if he wanted it and teased West a bit about me being old and hogging the swing when Maison walked in front of me, crying her eyes out, and was in the correct path to get destroyed by the kid swinging next to me so I like lunged forward and stopped her from moving forward by putting my arm in front of her, which was the same time Vicki yelled ‘Misha!’ (WHICH WAS CONFIRMATION OF MY WORST FEAR) and he snagged her hood and gently pulled her back while I had a staring contest with her (because she was all ‘wtf who is this person who touched me’ like all little kids do) and then I stared at Misha’s shoes and was still trying not to have a complete panic attack so I decided that retreat was the best option
So I leaned back away from Misha (who was kinda in front of me) to just look at West (who was kinda behind me) and asked if he still wanted the swing, and he gave me a shit eating grin and said yes and I gave him one back and said okay and got up
and then I swear to god I SWEAR TO GOD ELMIE I’M AN IDIOT BECAUSE
when I got up Misha said ‘that’s very kind of you’ and I still couldn’t even make eye contact and in like the worst growly mean unforgivably horrible voice ever I said ‘WHATEVER’ and speed walked away
And then I realized I was wearing a large button that said ‘Osric Chau you’re my hero’ and quietly died inside
THAT’S MY STORY OF HOW I WAS A JERK TO MISHA I managed to stay in the park for a while after far away from them to try and not have a full attack and I managed so that was good!! But yeah that’s it PS Misha and Vicki both look p good in a peacoat
If this happens, and those pictures resurface when West is in middle school and he gets bullied, who do you think is the first person he’s going to lash out at?
Misha.
Honestly, I can see it now. He comes home from school where his classmates have Westpocalypse pictures everywhere. I could easily see him saying to Misha, “Why’d you have to be famous? Why did your fans do this to me? Do they hate me?”