aaaaand my Christian, possibly conservative (but wonderfully creative and kind) aunt is planning on reading my fics.

her email:

How you are doing?? Are you still writing lots? I did download some of your writings a while ago but I am sorry I have only read the first paragraph of one of them but didn’t read much further because you said the reader might die(!) 

 ….. I hope one day I will manage to read a bit further! You’re good at writing!

oh god she found Angelhawke which is 400k of kinky gay sex on horseback and on top of a bookshelf and in front of a window and in a belltower and INSIDE A POND AND OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DO I DO

OBVIOUSLY SHE READ THE WARNINGS ALREADY SHE MUST KNOW WHAT SHE’S GETTING INTO

HOW THE HELL ARE MY FAMILY FINDING THESE THINGS?? MY DAD MUST’VE TOLD THEM WHEN HE VISITED THE UK LAST YEAR?? MY MOTHER TOLD HIM THERE WAS ONE RULE: DON’T TELL THE FAMILY ABOUT THE KINKY GAY SEX AND HE DID NOT DO THE THING

DAD YOU HAD ONE JOB

ONE JOB

#diD I EVER MENTION THAT TIME MY GRANDFATHER GOOGLED DESTIEL AND ALMOST DISOWNED US yes I recall mentioning that #post of postiness #Destiel #Elmie writes things #Angelhawke #why is this my life #me and this particular aunt used to write little stories together at family barbeques #we'd write a sentence then pass the paper back #I think that was actually my first experience of writing and I've loved it ever since #she's easily my favourite aunt and I REALLY HOPE THE STORY DOESN'T FREAK HER OUT TOO MUCH #although I totally get why she'd need to psych herself up before reading 400k. I wrote the damn thing and I haven't re-read it ever #sweetdreamspootypie #@Amara what do I dooooooooooooooooooooo