No, no! No, I love you! I love you more. [Jared] loves you a little bit, but the love from me, its actual, genuine love. (Jared: Look at the size of this heart, big heart.)
Here have. I was hoping someone else would do it but people lazy me.
HEY! I need the Suspicious Chair Dance. Otherwise in the minds of helpless fangirls, this rogue semi’s just gonna stay exposed forever!
HE LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE!!
Poor Jensen, I shouldn’t laugh but he’s like wiggling that chair like “Is the profile covered? IS IT?!”
Now I’m really wondering if “comedy elbows” is some kind of secret code for “I’m having a serious problem over here.”
I love how Jensen’s energy completely changed when Misha popped up out of nowhere. It’s like someone turned the lights on and his entire demeanor changes. And no one plays with a chair like that unless they’re trying to make sure they’re hidden!
Unless what is hidden?! All I see is perfect chair placement by the highly controversial shimmy method. It has a difficulty level of 4.8 and with that satisfied mic throw, you know Jensen knows he nailed it. The execution is so flawless that if not for that excessive celebration at the end there, he probably could have received a perfect score. Luckily for him, he is up against Jared Padalecki, seen here with his chair facing the completely wrong direction. Besides possibly ingenuity and pity, Padalecki won’t be awarded nearly enough points to overtake Jensen, even with the showboating penalty. Jared obviously needs a lot of help and it’s kind of mean and selfish….OOOHHHH that’s what Jensen is hiding! The secrets to perfect chair placement! Lol he just couldn’t help himself and who can blame him with such chair placing skills as his. But seriously, don’t be cruel and please help your brofriend.
