oh my god you guys i almost forgot to tell you some TERRIBLE NEWS: i met a 9-week-old corgi puppy named BABY KING POTATO who was the size of a child’s Nerf ball and as soon as i set eyes upon him i literally fell to my knees with a soft cry like a desert saint visited by one gentle angel. his owner told me that BABY KING POTATO had an instagram but i was so thrilled and overwhelmed to be holding BABY KING POTATO, who was as soft as a bunny, in my own arms that my ears weren’t working so i don’t have any memory of what the instagram WAS, and googling it has yielded only INCORRECT CORGIS, like this is a wonderful corgi, but he is no BABY KING POTATO, who was the color of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it and also, as i mentioned, no larger than a tube of Fig Newtons. the owner of BABY KING POTATO also told me “this is as far away from the building as we’ve ever gotten!” so i don’t even think they live nearby. What if I never see BABY KING POTATO again!!!!! How could I go on!!!!!!!
ok i guess his name is just “potato” not Baby King Potato and “hot chocolate with marshmallows” was an incorrect recollection, but as i think i told u my senses were deranged due to LOOK AT HIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!! look at his little face!!!!!!!!!!
