Since so many people seem to have trouble with their Dean Winchester-to-English translations recently, I thought I’d offer my services in the form of a small dictionary.
Dean Winchester is known to use projection as a psychological defense mechanism. Projection is a means of relieving psychological tension by projecting unwanted characteristics of oneself to others – most often on his brother. Dean Winchester has displayed a propensity for projection ever since the Pilot episode. It is one of his most enduring characteristics.
No chick flick moments! = I’m insecure about my masculinity
Dude, could you be more gay? = I’m insecure about my sexuality
You’re a red-headed woman = I’m insecure about my masculinity
You’re Lois Lane = I’m Lois Lane
Angelina Jolie? Brad Pitt? = I would so do Brad Pitt, dude
Sam wears women’s underwear = I have tried on Rhonda Hurley’s underwear
Is this [bra] yours? = I wear women’s underwear
Sam Winchester cries his way through sex = I totally get emotional during sex
Sam Winchester takes keeps a ruler by the bed… = I feel insecure about my masculinity
I was too busy having sex with women = I am such a nerd
Let’s not go all geek on this stuff, okay? = I am such a nerd
We’ll braid Sam’s hair = I’m insecure about my masculinity because I’m in love with you
Or, hey, how about what you did to Penny Markle in the sixth grade? = I did something real shitty to Penny Markle in sixth grade
You’re awkward and weird = I feel awkward and weird
Real men don’t drink from cups this small = I feel insecure about my masculinity
For the ladies. Or the fellas. I don’t judge = You’re a bisexual douchebag = I’m a bisexual douchebag
Well? Come to apologize? = I really hurt you and I don’t even know how to begin apologizing
