Oh, I’m starting to want you to make me.
Oh, I’m starting to want you to make me.
In which C stands for Cockblocker.
Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.
#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping
3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson
#5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO
OMG that guys leg.
I literally can’t stop laughing.
Why am I laughing so hard, oh my god
TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 5)
ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO AMERICA HOW FREE ARE YOU THIS WEEKEND
Superwhoavengerlock
“What have I to fear?”
i can’t
i legitimately cannot even
The noise that came out my mouth was not human.
Embrace me, brother, lest Winter overtakes me.