If a rare endangered parrot wants to hump your head, I’m pretty sure you have to let it.
If a rare endangered parrot wants to hump your head, I’m pretty sure you have to let it.

I mixed the last page of the epilogue (read by the amazing Stephen Fry) with Leaving Hogwarts, changed the levels and unfortunately to make it fit, cut some bits out. But yes. This is what it sounds like.
SOMEBODY HOLD ME.
Still kills me that the epilogue in the movie was pretty much exactly this without the narration.

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.