no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips
My lavish dream lifestyle: 200% tips at IHOP and throwing struggling artists a couple hundred bucks to sketch my latest asshole OC. I buy my cats better food. I get new underwear twice a year, including a new bra. I have my jeans hemmed, and buy name-brand crackers. Nobody I know ever has to worry about a vet bill again. I quietly bankroll surgery and binders and electrolysis for every struggling trans person on Tumblr. The zoo near me builds a 300% larger reptile house and names it the Wigglesworth Von Snakeface Rept-o-Rama, and I hire a Great Dane ninja to shit on Trump’s Hollywood star every day and post the picture to Facebook and Twitter. Snakes manifest in nazis’ houses. They are made of red-hot chains and never stop screaming. My skin is clear. I sit on my front porch and drink tea. Someone hands me a hamburger.
Seven things I want out of Season 11
I posted that I was a Season 11-positive blog, and the main reason for that was the possibilities that the last seconds of Season 10 opened up for me. (Sigh… SPN is so good at creating potential and so bad at using it to its fullest.) Basically, I think the season has the potential to turn shit *upside down,* to really change the canvas. Here’s how.
1. Supernatural Goes Mainstream
I’m assuming all those black geysers of smoke didn’t just erupt in the area around that poor creepy Mexican restaurant. I want to see them everywhere. Tearing up homes and buildings. Scaring everyone half to death.
And let the effects, whatever they may be, touch everyone. Corrupt people, make them evil, make them feral, transform them into monsters of various sorts. Let no nation on earth go untouched by whatever The Darkness brings.
There was a very small throwaway line in “The French Mistake” where Sam asks Genevieve if she remembers all those disasters that happened last year, and she mentions, “Yeah, they happened on your show.” But they didn’t happen on the show. As far as most of the in-show world knows, the Apocalypse never really happened. This time, make them know. And make them panic.
2. The Winchesters as Heroes
WRITING TIP NO. 235577
female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
Supernatural season finale: Dean grabs Cas and kisses him. Angelic choir is heard. Gabriel descends from the heavens wearing the Samulet. Samandriel raises Adam from perdition. Carver is revealed to be Jesus Christ. World peace is achieved.
Let me present to you a thing
seems legit.
SO OK WHAT I NEED TO HAPPEN IS
I WANT CAS TO FINALLY BREAK DOWN OR SOMETHING AND FUCKING REACH AN EMOTIONAL PEAK IN HIS VESSEL AND START CRYING WHEN HE’S TALKING TO DEAN
and while that happens i need dean to seE THOSE GROCERIES AND WHILE CAS IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF TO DEAN AND DEAN IS GETTING FURIOUS
WHAT I NEED is for dean to see those and then point to the groceries and be like, “WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE” interrupting whatever cas was saying
and then cas blubbers out “i didn’t know what you needed so i got you everything you like”
AND THEN I WANT DEAN TO JUST STOMP OVER TO CAS AND HUG HIM AS HARD AS HE CAN OK
EVERYONE LET’S STOP SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR A MINUTE AND IMAGINE CAS GETTING STUCK IN A REVOLVING DOOR