because I haven’t been playing with photoshop for ages, because I have a fetish and because sassy, snarky punk!cas (hipster!cas?) with tattoos is so my jam
“Listen, Winchester, you’ve been checking me out for the last two hours and although I’m flattered because - let’s be serious - my ass looks ravishing in these slacks - it’s getting really frustrating. So either you come to terms with your raging bi-curiousity and let me devastate your beautiful ass upstairs.. or go home and keep jerking off to the fantasy of being sodomized by my gorgeous self.” Cas winked. “My tongue piercing looks good but feels even better”.