puckermansrp:

^{secretly dating aus might be my favourite aus}

• ^{you look so hot but i can’t go near you with all these people around so i’m just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious}
  
• ^{we were snuggling in our underwear when my roommate came home early from vacation now you have to try and sneak down the fire escape while i distract them with really terrible small talk}
  
• ^{we made the mutual decision to go to this party separately and when i arrived there was this asshole flirting with you and i’m trying not to make it obvious i’m seething with jealousy but it’s really difficult}
• ^{we were fooling around in my car and you accidentally left your sexy underwear in the back seat which one of our friends finds just as we’re about to go on a really long, awkward road trip}
• ^{my friend set me up on a blind date and i can’t really refuse because they think i’ve been single for ages so they think they’re doing me a favour and we have a massive fight about it that ends with us saying “i love you” for the first time}

^{secretly dating aus give me life}

deathstiel:

dean: can i touch ur wings
cas: um well
dean: *touches*
cas: *moans*
dean: wh at the fuckfjcd
dean:
cas:
dean:
cas:
dean: do it again

Places where reality is a bit altered:

bae-cipher:

ghostfiish:

reveille413:

tootsie-roll-frankenstein:

• any target
• churches in texas
• abandoned 7/11’s
• your bedroom at 5 am
• hospitals at midnight
• warehouses that smell like dust
• lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore
• empty parking lots
• ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods
• rooftops in the early morning
• inside a dark cabinet

• playgrounds at night
  
• rest stops on highways
  
• deep in the mountains

• early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
  
• trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
  
• schools during breaks
• those little beaches right next to ferry docks
• bowling alleys

• the middle bunch of basement steps in an unfamiliar house
• between the plastic wrapped clothes in your grandmother’s closet
• Ma and Pa shops along an otherwise deserted country road
• the place in your driveway where the houselights don’t reach and the darkness just barely touches you
• stands of houseless mailboxes 
• airports at 3 am
• bushes tunneled out by dear that never seem to end no matter how far you follow them
• empty auditoriums with silence like the velvet stage curtains
• any place you’ve crammed yourself a la tretris during hide and seek, alone with your silence lest you’re found

starfieldcanvas:

vangohing:

my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”

imagine your otp

thrilling new au scenarios for your otps

alouettesque:

• I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
• I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad
• “Oh so you’re the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about”
• We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back
• We showed up at a book club meeting but we’re the only people there who are not interested in Nicholas Sparks
• We both signed up for an adventure cycling class and we’re the slowest people so we always end up biking together at the back
• I work at Chuck E. Cheese and your sibling is having a huge birthday party
• Your RA almost caught your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing
• I have a service dog and you’re failing this class because you just stare at it instead of taking notes
• Our little siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my life goal to cheer louder than you
• Someone gave me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours
• You locked your bike to my bike and now I have to wait here