idanit:

Nanny Ashtoreth became increasingly agitated during their after-hours wind-down meetings, suspecting something is wrong and not daring to say out loud they might have wasted ten years for nothing. Brother Francis worried as well - but when he looked at Nanny, hair disarranged, bowtie loosened, bathed in soft candlelight, within reach - and was allowed to look at her every evening - he thought that whatever would come of them, the years were hardly wasted.

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321redlightt:

muppetmayhem:

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

mizjoely:

confuzing:

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I feel personally victimized by this post

hips-like-battleships:

yesbreathingisnice:

educational-gifs:

Pi explained visually.

pi is one of those very simple concepts that is never explained simply 

OH

zaynsmiles:

no one tells you that Adulthood is faking it til you make it and finding joy in things like cleaning out your closet or managing to buy candles 50% off

candidlyautistic:

metapianycist:

bananonbinary:

alyssabethancourt:

toastyhat:

What people think perfectionism is: I’m going to do this 1,000 times until it’s completely perfect, and it doesn’t matter how tired I am or how many times I fail. Everything I do is super precise and I have absolute confidence but also am super pedantic about getting it right.

What perfectionism actually is: If I don’t get this right on the first try I’m going to cry in a corner and call myself a failure for the rest of my life. I’ve gotten nothing productive done because of this.

See also: I know I’m never going to get this 100% right, so I’m never even going to try because that would be impossible to deal with.

see also also: im going to keep hemming and hawing about my first try, revising over and over again because i cant bear the thought of any mistakes, and thus never actually finish anything. also im probably attempting something way above my level anyway, so i’ll feel even worse about how difficult it is for me

i feel personally attacked by this relatable content

See also: ADHD, my life story

soaringsparrows:

rebelsofshield:

ninastestanin:

christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

Holy shit ._.

Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.

For those having trouble reading the text:


We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.

Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present - it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised - we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade - and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.

But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Io’s ‘death’), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.

So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin I’ve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadn’t, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.

In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to - and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.

In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it - his wife, son, and little baby girl.

They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.

almaasi:

What We Ache For ♥ 93k · NC-17 · almaasi

Working as a prostitute (that’s ‘sex worker’ to the decent folks), Castiel has heard more than his fair share of odd requests. When he’s paid to spend a night with Dean Winchester (handsome, dork of all dorks, has a nice car… secretly a cop), the last thing Castiel expects to hear are the words “I wanna make love.” That’s the one thing he’s never done before – so Dean is going to show him how to do it. But then, barely a month after that night is over, Castiel finds himself in a difficult situation, and Dean is mistakenly summoned to help. They begin to share again: Dean’s apartment, the spare bed, their deepest secrets. Over time, with the support of Dean’s brother Sam, a mystery dog, and lots of cuddles, kisses, comfort, and tea, maybe Cas can finally be loved the way he deserves.

» read on AO3 ♥

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shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

cobaltdays:

When you’re at church and you hear the Grindr message sound and see multiple men with their wives and children reach into their pockets to silence their phones

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unfollovving:

kancolle:

jetpack-jenny:

phlyhigh:

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

i tried to reverse image search this to find out the real story behind it and honestly im so pissed 

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bakasara:

They were pink, and satiny, and you know what? We kinda liked it.

Don’t repost, edit with credit.

@domlerrys @neven-ebrez @justanotheridijiton @winjennster @almaasi @bold-sartorial-statement @purgatoryjar @postmodernmulticoloredcloak @destielonfire

paper-storm:

mikeykink:

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT