the percentages waver with every vote, but about 70% of you prefer cas rimming dean, 30% prefer dean rimming cas
in the end i went with both, so 1/3 of the scene is cas receiving and 2/3 dean receiving BECAUSE WHY NOT, i have the power to make dean and cas do whatever i want, so i might as well please you all c:
these comments helped a lot:
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The reason why I tend to go with Cas rimming Dean is because I feel like rimming would make Dean fall apart - blushing heavily, gasping, grinding his hips backwards in figure-eights onto Cas’s face, shyly burying his face in the pillows and having to be coaxed out by Cas, lacey pink panties drawn down over his tush… It would be the indulgence that he’s the most shy and soft about (and depending how secure in his sexuality and gender he is in that particular fic, potentially something he’s embarrassed about for John-Winchester’s-School-of-Toxic-Masculinity-related-reasons.)
^ i grinned at this one. you KNOW. YOU KNOWWWW exactly what i’m writing and why. i added the pillows you mentioned, it was a nice touch~
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First of all I pictured both in detail and it was the hardest choice. Damn you. Second, what decided me was the thought of semi dubious Dean getting rimmed and being like Holy shit this is the best fucking thing ever, I have to do this and everything else to Cas bc I want him to feel this good. Fwiw.
so what i went with in the end was very much like this ^, but the other way around, with cas going first.
TRYING NOT TO SPOIL ANYTHING but yup this was helpful
thank you to the 67 people who voted!!! i’mma leave the survey open in case anyone wants to leave belated votes or something, for whatever reason. if you vote you can see other people’s responses and comments afterwards
also shoutout to @kototyph / @izelyoniipopugai, who apparently found this incredibly hilarious (and who is right)
I want to know how many times the gay SNL writer who wrote this had to explain CockyBoys to a group of straight executives before this sketch was approved
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease
I am begrudgingly reblogging this for the first time in like four urls for this, the first comment on this post to actually make me laugh in literally years
There’s a quote in a letter from some poor Roman stationed out in like, fucking Ukraine, basically saying it’s the worst place to live in the entire world because they grow neither olives nor grapes.
Yo... is "gaffer's tape on a holiday package" some kinda innuendo or inside joke? I don't trust Misha to not stick his sticky fingers inside a double entendre
Well … I mean, if it was anyone else, I’d say “no”.
But like …
There’s this long, cylindrical package that they’re both man-handling …
Well – Jensen’s fucking fisting it …
And Misha looks all too smug and pleased with the whole situation to make it not obscene– like he was already brainstorming that caption as the freaking photo was being taken.
So … yes.
Yes, it’s innuendo, and yes … Misha Collins is a dirty, dirty bird
@weathergirl83 and I literally have a chat window open right now talking about the implications of how this photo is staged and the fact that Misha’s smile reveals they know all about it.
So, yes. Along with that “bronze” joke (things in threes…we see you Misha), the answer’s gotta be yes.
hey does anyone want a 13,700 word fic where Dean is a bratty underwear model who kinda likes frilly things, and Cas is a photographer who wants to dominate the shit out of someone, and they meet each other at a photoshoot, and ~whoops~ they have the sex. except guess what? Dean’s topping
