aziraphaleswings:

captainlordauditor:

captainlordauditor:

Fact: Wikipedia defines Principalities as “the angels that guide and protect nations, or groups of peoples, and institutions"

Fact: Aziraphale has been hanging out in gay spaces since at least a century and a half ago.

Fact: People automatically assume Aziraphale is gay.

Fact: Aziraphale does not mind this assumption, and seems to actively cultivate it.

Conclusion: Aziraphale is the angel in charge of protecting gays.

To be clear: I don’t mean that Aziraphale is accidentally the angel in charge of protecting gays, nor do I mean that people believe he is the angel in charge of protecting gays. I mean that someone, or possibly Someone, in Heaven pointed at all the little queers on earth and said “Go look after them” and he saw that assignment and leapt right into queerness like it was a bathtub filled with a glitter bathbomb

#i prefer to think that he wasnt assigned it he just. chose it in the grand queer tradition of choosing our families and fates (via @mortuarybees )

biwisegirl:

I just found out that Rachel Miner is demisexual (source)! There’s not much a-spec visibility and representation in pop culture, so it’s really cool that an actress from one of my favorite shows is demi!

stevetomjohn:

I was thinking this weekend about how awkward it was that Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them insists that Americans call muggles “no-maj.” First off, it just doesn’t sound like an abbreviation we’d use, and it sounds even worse in plural. But I finally realized the more important point: it’s too direct. Especially for the time period, Americans would never have been that straightforward in talking about a topic that sensitive. And so I would like to submit, in the spirit of early twentieth-century slang, a list of possible euphemisms we may have used for muggles:

• He washes his dishes with a cloth.
• He pays in nickels and dimes.
• He rides the trolley to work. 
• He takes his boots to the cobbler.
• He’s grateful for Mr. Edison.
  
• He’s one of Grisham’s boys. (here imagining that Grisham was a prominent wizard who famously fathered no magic children)
• He dances on the ground.
• He writes with a pen.
• He’s fond of a two-piece suit.
• He’s more King Arthur than Merlin.
• He’s got to wind his pocket watch.
• He gets his wax from bees.
• His wife darns his socks.
• He treats his ailments with tonics.
• His portraits stay put.
• His broom is only for sweeping.

I’m having a little too much fun with this, so if you have any to add, please send them over.

whitmerule:

counterpunches:

flyinaminddance:

aeneas-didntdie-forthis:

aryainwinterfell:

sirgnomethegiant:

In Prince Caspian Susan literally throws an arrow fast and hard enough to pierce through a man’s armor and kill him. Savage.

What’s even more savage is the way she stabs the first guy in the crotch before using the same arrow to kill the second guy. Susan’s not messing around.

Turn on

#susan pevensie #or her extremely appropriate official title ‘susan the gentle’ 

#man i cant wait for susan pevensie to be free from copyright#because im DEFINITELY writing her follow-up story

You can because Gaiman already did.

jkateel:

eolae:

jkateel:

never over how Dean carries and is possessive over Cas’s bag.

(Screencaps courtesy Home of the Nutty and Screencapped.net)

Since when does Cas have a bag?

Since 9x18: