u two need to tone it right down. assholes.
#I wonder how often Jensen thinks about having Misha’s dick in his ass#no seriously#why say Misha’s big? I don’t know many guys but surely most guys would imply another guy is small to inflate their own ego?#the way I see this - Jensen’s either completely aware of Misha’s size (erect or flaccid) or otherwise he’s saying it just to flatter him#and yet he says it silently#and Misha doesn’t even see#so for whose benefit is the comment “it’s so big”?? Jared? the camera?#or is it just Jensen’s awareness of it and him /thinking/ about having it in him and it being big?#and mouthing those words silently because “Oh My God Imagine If He Was Really Inside Me WOW THAT WOULD HURT”#oooorrrrrr… maybe he intended Misha to see him mouth “it’s so big”#in which case - conclusion: FLIRTING#thank you Lieutenant Obvious you get a promotion (x)
can we talk about how Misha has the ability to give Jensen a partial boner without touching him? (+this!)
and how Jensen makes Misha laugh all the time on set (x)
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and Misha does it effortlessly in return? (seriously he just needs to show up and Jensen’s a mess) (x)
and Jensen’s explosive laughter is basically an emotional orgasm?? SO MANY ENDORPHINS
and how they both do the weak-kneed spinning thing when they laugh? and they clearly picked that up from each other??
and Mish is sometimes not functioning at 100% but doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t wanna bring anyone down, but Jensen notices and DOES something about it??
and Misha will do the same for Jensen??
and how they’re both so IN TUNE with each other’s emotions??? because I feel like these things aren’t talked about enough
(about my tags on this)
THAT POOR BOY THOUGH. He always thinks he’s being so macho manly and Captial-S Straight with all his Manly Mannerisms and Big Hulking Movements
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and hE IS A FLAMBOYANT LITTLE POPPYFLOWER PRANCING AROUND IN A MEADOW OF GLITTER SPARKLES
and he tries so hard to hide it, but then there’s Misha
and Misha just throws a wrench into everything
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LOOK AT THOSE GLISTENING EYES
Jensen can’t hide anything from the cameras. When he’s on set, he gets a second take, a second chance to display only what he means to display (and it works some of the time), and he gets a say in what the editors keep and take away from what they caught on film. But not on stage, not when it’s all happening too fast to keep under his control. Misha takes Jensen away from that persona of his, the guy he tries so hard to be, the guy he wants his father to see, and the result of Misha’s influential presence is that Jensen just becomes more like himself. I’m just guessing here (call it an informed guess, maybe) but it must feel like such a relief for him, to finally just laugh at the things he wants to laugh at, and not constantly have to think about how to control himself and how to school his expressions and his postures so nobody sees the part of Jensen that he thinks is shameful. He’s acting all the freaking time. It’s gotta be exhausting. Misha makes Jensen lose what he doesn’t want to lose - at least not in front of an audience - which in all likelihood makes him uncomfortable and vulnerable - and oh, hey, look:
Jensen: “…he makes me uncomfortable.” (video)
—and yet:
Conclusion: Misha puts a weak spot in Jensen’s heterosexual manly-man armour, and that weak spot is being PRODDED, STROKED and LICKED ON OCCASION.
Also, bless those people with cameras pointed at Misha and Jensen. May your batteries never die and your memory cards always have enough space to record the majestic trainwreck of Jensen’s put-upon exterior.
Anonymous said: i just read your tag and remembered the same gif with an explanation before that by saying a chinese chair, jensen was hinting at a possible threesome if the girl was down for it. so it is like a sexual innuendo used in old films when they werent allowed to use more lewd terms.
oliveswristbandssaid: So this isn’t awkward or anything, but I saw your tag wondering what a Chinese Chair is. It’s a piece of erotic furniture designed to have sex in, and looks like a combo of a dentist office chair/gynecologist bed/stool. Yeah, I’m a tomato now.
(x) so basically you’re telling me that whichever way you look at it, they’re flirting really really hard