ladragonaria:

Biggest GPOY of all.

superwhorocks:

a—complete—stranger:

b0njella:

jacklovesyou1:

iwhisperdisenchanted:

marty-is-a-sex-kitty-innit:

fyrachii:

imthedevilfromabove:

hopelessnotromantic:

shoottheboy:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

It’s a breadbun!!

figmentsofimagination.tumblr.com

[Pfft, no, it’s a roll.]

It’s a teacake!

ITS A FUCKING BREADBUN.

its in my stomach! 

….what the fuck is a breadbun

IT’S A FUCKING ROLL.

IT’S A ROLL.

ITS A JAFFA CAKE?

are you mad its just called a fucking bap.

It’s a bread roll

it’s a bun….

I’m British and that, my friends, is a bun.

slightlypsychicparade:

kurokyu:

a-liquor-bear:

donricci:

myeyeslooklikedinosaurs:

set-fire-to-rain:

crownedrose:

caramio:

kindergarten-cop:

dorothy-cotton:

youre-a-wwizard-eri:

ectobiolodicks:

hatsune miku
ok

eridan

oh hey

cool youre in the kitchen for me thats fabulous

Disney world is in my kitchen

Sims 3 illegitimate children

Yes and…

Michelle Yeoh is waiting for me in my kitchen.

This is a great thing.

CO2 LEVELS IN CRETACEOUS ATMOSPHERE. HELL YEAH.

The Jefferson County Public Library?

thumpa thumpa quote…
……………

Marie Curie.

Well…

how much water do hamsters drink?

how is that going to show up in my kitchen

how

The Star Saber

what could I possibly do with a sword

Malaria.

Well, fuck.

Gishwhes.

Might provide some answers, I guess!

Oh my goodness! <3

Good Omens

1. My het OTP: Anathema/Newt
2. My slash OTP: Aziraphale/Crowley (What else? ;D)
3. My endgame OTP: Adam/forever young and together with Dog
4. My original OTP: Aziraphale/Crowley
5. My crack OTP: Hastur/Ligur
6. My guilty pleasure OTP: Aziraphale/Crowley
7. My anti-OTP: Pepper/any of the other Them

Supernatural

1. My het OTP: Bobby/Ellen
2. My slash OTP: Dean/Castiel
3. My endgame OTP: Dean/Castiel + Sam + Bobby
4. My original OTP: Dean/Sam
5. My crack OTP: Death/awesomeness (It’s canon anyway~)
6. My guilty pleasure OTP: Bobby/Crowley
7. My anti-OTP: Dean/females

Harry Potter

1. My het OTP: Ron/Hermione
2. My slash OTP: Remus/Sirius
3. My endgame OTP: Luna/Neville
4. My original OTP: Remus/Sirius
5. My crack OTP: The Fat Lady/Sir Cadogan
6. My guilty pleasure OTP: Draco/Harry
7. My anti-OTP: Harry/Ginny (mostly in the movies)

Inception

1. My het OTP: Cobb/Mal
2. My slash OTP: Arthur/Eames
3. My endgame OTP: Arthur/Eames
4. My original OTP: Arthur/Eames
5. My crack OTP: …*shrug*
6. My guilty pleasure OTP: Arthur/Eames
7. My anti-OTP: Arthur/Adriene 

White Collar

1. My het OTP: Peter/Elizabeth
2. My slash OTP: Peter/Neal
3. My endgame OTP: Peter/Elizabeth + Neal
4. My original OTP: Peter/Neal
5. My crack OTP: Neal/suits
6. My guilty pleasure OTP: Neal/consensual prison rape (please forgive me)
7. My anti-OTP: Sara/Neal

Sherlock

1. My het OTP: …There isn’t anything to ship…!? What!?
2. My slash OTP: John/Sherlock
3. My endgame OTP: John/Sherlock
4. My original OTP: John/Sherlock
5. My crack OTP: Mycroft/Lestrade (Not technically crack though)
6. My guilty pleasure OTP: Sherlock/Moriarty
7. My anti-OTP: Sherlock/anyone but John (^ contradictory, I see)

1. My het OTP: Gwen/Lancelot
2. My slash OTP: Merlin/Arthur
3. My endgame OTP: Merlin/Arthur
4. My original OTP: Merlin/Arthur
5. My crack OTP: Gaius/Geoffrey of Monmouth (…Is that even crack though?)
6. My guilty pleasure OTP: Gwaine/Merlin
7. My anti-OTP: Arthur/Gwen

Um… yeah.

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED SPOCKISNOTIMPRESSED.TUMBLR.COM.

SOMEONE HELP ME BREATHE.