I try to be a reasonable person about these things but when YOU literally say to Misha onstage in front of an audience that “all our wives have sex with you” it makes it DAMN HARD TO BE REASONABLE!!!
Because, my friends, my dudes, my buddies, this tweet is inaccurate. Not surprising, since it’s a livetweet from an audience member who probably couldn’t see the close-up of J2 and which one of them said what. BUT if you watch the full panel vids you will absolutely see that Jensen says this entire sentence himself. Here is the video link.
Misha says, deadpan, at 5:33 “the only reason my wife will have sex with me is that I’m on the show.”
He then stares unblinkingly across at Jensen which, ok, is just general Cockles behavior.
At 5:45 Jensen says, “that’s really the only reason that all of our wives” <pause during which he gestures at Misha and Misha seems to see where this is going and they say together> “have sex with him [me]” and then crack the fuck up.
Jared says, “I’ve talked to [unclear…Gen, probably, but maybe “them”] and I know that to be true.”
I must know WHY people are not freaking about about this more because I’m over here like YOU TOTAL FUCKING TROLL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! I mean it’s a joke, duh, and a joke that includes Jared but…but…but….<spluttering and incoherent noises of frustration>.
Especially since the whole poly thing is already in my head from the post I made earlier that has pictures of Jensen looking at Misha and Danneel in exactly the same way. THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME AND I AM GOING TO THANK THEM FOR IT!!
What we need (aside from copious quantities of alcohol) is something we ALREADY HAVE from a couple years back…a Cockles bingo card (credit to @almaasi):
Shall we update it? I mean, it’s pretty accurate as-is. Shall we make a drinking game instead? I am open to further consultation on this important topic.
