winglesschester asked:
#can we get some small-town shopkeeper AUs #possibly historical ones #wartime era maybe #hmm yes I want that. ELMIE NO. I WANT THIS SO BAD NOW.

I’M SORRY

I WISH I COULD PRESS A BUTTON AND PRODUCE A PERFECT AU FIC IMMEDIATELY BUT UNFORTUNATELY THAT BUTTON HAS NOT BEEN INVENTED YET

SO I HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH DAYDREAMING IN MY TAGS

#it's a problem #if I had minions I would probably just be like ''hey I want--'' and suddenly it will arrive #that would be nice #winglesschester #replies #*