I did a Tarot Card reading for Castiel

This was done before we got all these spoilers and things - halfway through January.

I found this really hard to interpret. It was pretty clear once I actually worked it out, but dude, these tarot cards are mysterious buggers.

Knight of Swords as significator - (male, over 40 [Cas is millennia old, duh], general appearance was hard to place, as dark hair so rarely goes with blue eyes. I chose a Court card rather than a Major Arcana (which as an angel may have been more appropriate) but seeing as we don’t even know if Cas is still properly alive, let alone an angel, I figured lumping him in with the humans wouldn’t be all bad.)

Compare with Dean’s reading.

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Card 1 - covers (atmosphere)

VIII of pentacles

work, employment, commission, craftsmanship, skill in craft and business, perhaps in the preparatory stage

Read: He’s busy

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Card 2 - crosses (obstacles)

III of wands, reversed

The end of troubles, suspension of cessation of adversity, toil and disappointment

Read: He’s working towards the greater good and freedom

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Card 3 - crowns (best to be achieved under the circumstances)

IX of swords

imprisonment, suspicion, doubt, reasonable fear, shame

Read: Odds of success don’t look good

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Card 4 - beneath (in the past, foundation of matter)

IX of wands, reversed

obstacles, adversity, calamity

Read: It took a lot to get him here

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Card 5 - behind (past)

IX of swords

“conformity and the balance it suggests”, courage, friendship, harmony in state of arms - “this may be read in a qualified manner, as swords are not generally symbolical of beneficent” forces in human affairs.

Read: He’s not an angel any more?

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Card 6 - before (future)

Page of Pentacles, reversed

Wastefulness, dissipation and squandering, generosity, unfortunate news

Read: He’s going to give something up or give something away unnecessarily

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Card 7 - himself (his attitude in these matters)

VII of wands, reversed

Perplexity, embarrassments, anxiety. (Also caution against indecision.)

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Card 8 - environment

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Situations reversed, difficulties, intrigues and curiosities

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Card 9 - hopes and fears

IX of cups, reversed

Truth, loyalty, liberty; may include mistakes and imperfections etc.

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Card 10 - outcome (also what he should work towards)

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Images of reflection, sentiment, imagination, things seen in the glass of contemplation - some accomplishment in these degrees but nothing permanent or substantial is suggested.

Read: He’ll be back but not for long.

priestmisha:

teddykaplan:

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How did this end up on thefunniestpost?

I am genuinely curious…

I see nothing funny about this gut-wrenching pairing with lines from a heart shattering movie. 

burningjackets:

I DON’T EVEN: It’s totally an angel, though

agentsex:

Making the beer disappear from the bottle while Dean’s holding it - and putting Dean to sleep when he’s sitting with the weird guy doing surveillance. (Watch that scene again, if you don’t believe me. Dean is sitting up, he’s alert, not sleepy, and right after they mention how Dean can’t sleep,…