my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”
im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”
Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.
i love how sam and dean REALLY went for the disguises this episode
they decided to impersonate not one, not two, but THREE different types of authority figures all in one episode: priests, FBI agents, AND social workers
IN THE SAME TOWN. AND NOBODY NOTICES.
like no one even thought “hey aren’t those social workers also the FBI agents we saw the other day who were also the priests we saw the day before that?” like did everyone just think “well i guess no one gets by on just one gig in this economy”