consulting-cannibal:

ah yes, episode 12x16, or rather, “the worse episode for the novaks to do a random check-in on claire”

veryoldlady:

setheverman:

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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cool

lieutenantriza:

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

alittlebitoflace:

2017 be like

eredar:

raindrops-on-radishes:

eredar:

I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

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Put what back

sketchydean:

oh, Cas.  

for @ackleholics​ <3

corteasolo:

dean winchester cancelled

Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox:  A Summary.

caffeinedeathwarrior:

Jody Mills:  How do I begin to explain Sam and Dean Winchester?

Hunter 1:  The Winchesters are FLAWLESS. 

Hunter 2:  They have a garage full of cars, but still only drive a ‘67 Chevy Impala. 

Hunter 3:  I hear Sam’s hair is ensured for $10,000.

Hunter 4:  I hear Dean tortured souls…IN HELL.  

Hunter 5:  His favorite band is AC/DC.

Hunter 6:  Once, an angel raised him from perdition…

Hunter 7:  …And it fell in love with him. 

Demon:  Once, they exorcised me.  It was AWESOME. 

homesmuck:

homesmuck:

listen i know that presidents can’t do a third term but maybe if we ask nicely

listen i know that presidents can’t fucking do a third term but maybe if we forcibly glue obama to the white house

the-irish-mayhem:

swevani:

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

beestiels:

i love how sam and dean REALLY went for the disguises this episode

they decided to impersonate not one, not two, but THREE different types of authority figures all in one episode: priests, FBI agents, AND social workers

IN THE SAME TOWN. AND NOBODY NOTICES.

like no one even thought “hey aren’t those social workers also the FBI agents we saw the other day who were also the priests we saw the day before that?” like did everyone just think “well i guess no one gets by on just one gig in this economy”

like???? i’m laughing

DEAN NEEDS TO PUT A RING ON THIS

spnjohnlocked:

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Bobo, your message has been received, loud & clear.

deancasotp:

im pretty sure this is the best summary of supernatural

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