“Ladies and gentlemen and gentlepersons, this is your driver speaking, in case you didn’t realize yet we’re onboard of the train for Destielville, next stop Destielton and the next Destielborough. The train is fueled ecologically by hater tears. While on board you’ll be offered feels and pain by our staff. I hope you’re enjoying your travel. On your left, you can see Denialists Valley, you can laugh at it. On your right, you can see Jensen-vetoes-it Hill, you can also laugh at it. Have a pleasant trip.”