Dean explains Ezekiel's miracles
Wait, if they manage to track angels, like any angels, a general angel beacon, won’t it like bing like crazy with Sam and his hitchhiker?
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#you would think that being a hunter and having to think on your feet and create stories to get people to think you were law enforcement #hell just thinking on your feet in general #would have prepared dean for this #omg he is so fucking awful #seriously?!? you and zeke dont have a code word or something??? #DEAN DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THREES COMPANY? (via mbrry3)
dean’s explanation of the week, future edition:
“you tripped on the stairs and hit your head and dropped your gun which shot the witch and then i stabbed the demon and ran across the room to drop a bucket of iron filings onto the ghost and an earthquake made the werewolf fall into lava no big i handled it”
ugh my prediction is that ezekiel used a name he knew cas would vouch for in 9.01 and he knows that if cas sticks around, he’ll recognize that he’s not in fact ezekiel and is something much more sinister.
Fuck, I forgot that Cas is still tapped into Angel Radio. Meaning that he would be able to tell, maybe, that Ezekiel is inside Sam. And Ezekiel is probably not scared of other angels finding him, like he says, he’s scared that Cas will figure out what he’s really up to.
you underestimate the pain of a papercut dean
SO ZEKE IS ONE OF CAS’S FRIENDS AND A GOOD ANGEL
WHY COULDN’T HE REVEAL HIMSELF TO CAS THEN, HUH?
What if Zeke is just like
“Dean, Sam knows you’re gay you don’t need to hide your feelings for Cas anymore.”
And that’s how Destiel becomes canon.
BAM CANON
