i am sure you get this a lot but is the cursor on your blog a dick. it looks like a dick if it is something else then i apologize greatly but i really just screams dick at me.
omg i’m gonna rub it on jensen’s twinky jenny thunder face
it’s so hard to resist, isn’t it? oh man I think this is what it would be like if we suddenly grew dicks. RUB IT ON THINGS. WAVE IT AROUND. awkward bit of sensitive skin what I can’t hear you over the sound of dickslapping
at first I was like “aah it’s following me” then I quickly became drunk with power over all the things I can point it at! is this what it feels like to be a dude?
code for adding a custom cursor to a blog was found here. to upload cursor images, go here. the code for this particular cursor is already uploaded here.