Happy birthday!!!!! (Your peen cursor made me choke on my tea :D Also, I absolutely didn't try to put it in Misha's mouth on your sidebar, nope.)

Thank you!! (choke count: 4? 5? WHY DOES EVERYONE CHOKE)

Anonymous asked:
there should be a fanclub for the dick cursor
i am sure you get this a lot but is the cursor on your blog a dick. it looks like a dick if it is something else then i apologize greatly but i really just screams dick at me.

It is absolutely a dick. (。◕‿◕。)

OK YOUR CURSOR IS HILARIOUS IM DYING... I JUST HAD THIS IDEA LIKE WHAT IF IT HAD A PAIR OF BLACK WINGS THAT WOULD BE JUST. UHHHGGGG YAAS

WE CAN BARELY HANDLE A REGULAR DICK I DON’T THINK WE’RE READY FOR FLYING DICKS YET

omfg your cursor- i almost choked

you’re the second person to choke on that dick

mallotovcocktail:

side by side in my tag.

YOUR CURSOR OH MY GOD I STARED AT IT FOR 10 SECONDS AND THEN CHOKED.

It’s so entertaining! I keep hovering it over pictures and laughing when things line up.

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I am so immature

mallotovcocktail replied to your post: I just got this fanmail about the dick…

omg i’m gonna rub it on jensen’s twinky jenny thunder face

it’s so hard to resist, isn’t it? oh man I think this is what it would be like if we suddenly grew dicks. RUB IT ON THINGS. WAVE IT AROUND. awkward bit of sensitive skin what I can’t hear you over the sound of dickslapping

I just got this fanmail about the dick cursor

at first I was like “aah it’s following me” then I quickly became drunk with power over all the things I can point it at! is this what it feels like to be a dude?

— meangreenlimabean

almaasi:

my blog now has a dick cursor, courtesy of remsweep/artcicles.

look at how cute it is

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code for adding a custom cursor to a blog was found here. to upload cursor images, go here. the code for this particular cursor is already uploaded here.

my blog now has a dick cursor, courtesy of remsweep/artcicles.

look at how cute it is

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