thegoodomensdumpster:

dykeeret:

ineffableplan:

I know I wrote a ficlet mentioning it but Crowley absolutely takes staged pictures of himself as a snake and enters them into pet photography contests

@thegoodomensdumpster​ AGAIN WITH THE HIDING THE BEST STUFF IN THE TAGS

…sorry …………..

turnipoddity:

cassie needs some comfort from his soft cousin

holisticfansstuff:

blindstargazer:

bold-sartorial-statement:

atikiology:

do you ever think about how crowley will go from desperate pining for 6000 years to having the most romantic ethereal being made of love as a boyfriend within, like, a heartbeat? how the fuck is he supposed to cope

after the first night they spend together, aziraphale will wake him up with a kiss and say some shit like “good morning, my dearest, i made us breakfast in bed. i know food is not among your favourite earthly pleasures, but I thought you might try it anyway because i made those chocolate pancakes thinking of you and how much i love looking into your beautiful eyes, and nothing could make this moment more perfect. everything that delights me is twice as delightful when i get to share it with you because i love you so much” like what the fuck is crowley supposed to do? turn into a snake, slither into the refrigerator and curl around the custard for 17 hours to make sure he doesn’t spontaneously combust?

I love that we all agree that crowley.exe will stop working the moment he gets open affection.

“Turn into a snake, slither into the refrigerator and curl around the custard for 17 hours” is the biggest mood I’ve ever heard of.

beemble-bu-moving:

I’ve only seen three episodes of good omens but from how I understand it, Aziraphale is like “I’m babey” and then does crime, and Crowley is like “be gay do crime” and then makes flower crowns or something

phileasfoggstiddies:

i have nothing against the “crowley was raphael” hc but also please consider crowley as just a low-level worker in the star creation department largely known for having good hair and annoying his bosses by constantly creating binary systems because “i dunno, i just thought they seemed lonely”