Right at the beginning in this shortened clip so it’s easier to hear—
“Hey sweetheart, not cool”
(Oop, Misha, you fail)
(Also, after watching this version so many times that my ears are ringing, it’s clearly Misha who’s saying it. His mouth moves, his head moves, and his hand moves — all directed at Jensen in the car) (once again I don’t think he was joking around here, considering the cadence of his voice is entirely casual, as if he’s used to calling Jensen by this pet name a lot. Jared doesn’t even react)
just a few things that probably everyone else has already pointed out, but has been made clear to me about that selfie through talking with charlotte and a couple other people–
1) They are not angled towards the camera.
No no, these two were pressed up together like that and then decided they had to take a selfie. That is not a “let’s take a selfie, here’s let’s get close so we’re both in frame” stance. That’s a “we were already squished together and then decided to take picture” stance (as also evidenced by the slightly embarrassed expression on Misha’s face). You can go ahead and google it, the only other Jensen selfies I could find with him and the other person angled like this are where he’s with danneel
(there’s also another where they’re at a concert, but they aren’t quite as close as j/m there, i assume cause they’d just looked behind them and hadn’t been hugging)
You can see how he normally takes selfies with everyone else if you search google images or i guess scroll through his insta if you aren’t good at distinguishing what’s a manip and what’s not. Here’s a pretty typical one with jared. The gayest one that I know of with jared. And a gay one with jdm that he never posted. But note how in all of these, they’re angled more towards the camera than in the one with misha and the ones with danneel. Because jensen and misha weren’t pressed up against each other just to take the picture. That’s not how selfies work. They were pressed up against each other and then decided to take a picture. Thank you, your honor, next witness please.
2) This is the picture that Jensen chose to post.
Of all of the pictures our photographer boy took, probably many of them with Misha, probably a few different ones just in this moment, this is the one he chose to post. Knowing Jensen, this is probably the least suspicious and least gay selfie that he took with Misha at jib. Lemme say that again– this picture, the one right there at the top, is probably the safest one that he had that he could post. Yeah.
3) It didn’t register as too gay to post to him, and it didn’t seem to register at all to danneel either if her comment is anything to go by (it was about the lizard picture). Because they’re both desensitized. You, me, and everyone else look at this and see that they are ridiculously close to one another, much closer than we’re used to seeing them in pictures and anywhere else. For jensen and danneel, they don’t even notice because they’re used to seeing this and, if this doesn’t register, presumably seeing them even closer.
4) If they were to both turn their heads, they would be kissing.
As established in point #1, their chests were pressed together before taking this picture too, their heads not turned towards a camera……
Is it possible they were hugging? Yes. Is it possibly they were kissing? Also very much yes.
5) Where tf are they?
They’re outside; there’s a truck behind them. Are they in some sort of loading area behind the hotel? ….. Why?? Ofc it’s possible there are other people around them, but it’s also possible they ditched their security on the other side of a door to go outside and be gross alone.
While they were pressed up against each other (for whatever reason), why did he decide that he needed a picture? It was right after the con ending, as evidenced by his bandana. Idt misha was leaving yet because he made his thank you jib tweet on monday afternoon. (And Jensen had the concert monday.) So they were just like, idk, hugging for no real reason, maybe kissing, hanging out, being gross, and jensen decided he needed a picture of them, of Misha looking so happy and soft and sweet, maybe for their wives or kids, maybe for himself, maybe for us.
