cockles in YANA scripted videos: jensen is exasperated and unnerved as a stone faced misha follows him around everywhere
cockles in YANA unscripted videos: jensen gently rests his head on misha’s shoulder, they cannot stop giggling together, jensen is holding onto misha like he’s afraid he’ll disappear if he lets go, ‘what’s up tough guy,’ jensen pesters misha for what he’s going to get him for his birthday, they tell bad jokes and crack themselves up, cannot stop watching each other when the other isn’t looking, eyes flicking up and down the other’s face, then awkwardly acknowledging that there’s a reason they need scripts
If Supernatural didn’t have a script we’d just get hours of Dean staring adoringly at Cas..
Cas staring adoringly at Dean..
Tons of intense eye-sexing all around..
I’d watch it.
But seriously, I think this is what they meant by not realizing people listen to them chatting on set. They’re so.. absorbed in each other in these unscripted videos. A bomb could be exploding nearby and I doubt the two of them wold notice.
okay I googled it, because I need some science to explain this
in terms of body language (let’s ignore the heteronormativity): “Rubbing the upper thigh usually signals a desire to be touched in this way or that one is rubbing the sweat from the palms. […] Women often replicate the types of touching they would like to receive. […] Men are programmed to find this alluring. […] Self-touching releases positive hormones in the body that produce a calming effect.” [x]
“Touching the thighs draws attention to them. As the thighs are near the genitals, touching can be very suggestive. The nearer the genitals the hands move, the more inviting it is. Touching the inside of the leg is more suggestive than touching the outside of the leg.” [x]
and I also looked up the thigh muscles and got “Cremasteric reflex”: “The cremasteric reflex is a superficial (i.e., close to the skin’s surface) reflex observed in human males. […] The normal response is an immediate contraction of the cremaster muscle that pulls up the ipsilateral testis.” [x] (and I looked up “ipsilateral” and it means “belonging to or occurring on the same side of the body.” so a stroke on the left thigh pulls up the left testicle.)
SO BASICALLY WHEN THEY TOUCH THEIR INNER THIGHS, IT’S A SEXUALLY-MOTIVATED SELF-SOOTHING GESTURE THAT CAUSES THEIR BALLS TO TIGHTEN, WHICH IS THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY’RE AROUSED
I don’t know what to do with this information but I’m glad I know it now
okay I googled it, because I need some science to explain this
in terms of body language (let’s ignore the heteronormativity): “Rubbing the upper thigh usually signals a desire to be touched in this way or that one is rubbing the sweat from the palms. […] Women often replicate the types of touching they would like to receive. […] Men are programmed to find this alluring. […] Self-touching releases positive hormones in the body that produce a calming effect.” [x]
“Touching the thighs draws attention to them. As the thighs are near the genitals, touching can be very suggestive. The nearer the genitals the hands move, the more inviting it is. Touching the inside of the leg is more suggestive than touching the outside of the leg.” [x]
and I also looked up the thigh muscles and got “Cremasteric reflex”: “The cremasteric reflex is a superficial (i.e., close to the skin’s surface) reflex observed in human males. […] The normal response is an immediate contraction of the cremaster muscle that pulls up the ipsilateral testis.” [x] (and I looked up “ipsilateral” and it means “belonging to or occurring on the same side of the body.” so a stroke on the left thigh pulls up the left testicle.)
SO BASICALLY WHEN THEY TOUCH THEIR INNER THIGHS, IT’S A SEXUALLY-MOTIVATED SELF-SOOTHING GESTURE THAT CAUSES THEIR BALLS TO TIGHTEN, WHICH IS THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY’RE AROUSED
I don’t know what to do with this information but I’m glad I know it now
Although most everyone on my dash is happy because of course Jensen is deflecting emotions by pretending to be grossed out by misha, but you can see he doesn’t mean it.
i juST WATCHED It OH MY DFUCKING GOD
JARED IS LITERALLY THE MOST H A R D C O R E COCKLES SHIPPER ON THE PLANET EVERYONE ELSE NEEDS TO GO HOME
also yeah that’s 100% jensen pretending it’s a joke because there was too much truth in it AND THEN HE’S LIKE “HE HAS HASN’T HE”
HE NOTICED MISHA HAD BEEN WORKING OUT AND HE LIKES IT
Anonymous said: Honestly, I think that was just Jensen’s sense of humor for ya: first he says thing A, then says thing B that “undoes” thing A. Like when he told a fan “SHUT YOUR FACE!!…. I love you too”
AND THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL AN ON-POINT OBSERVATION, ANON. ON FUCKING. POINT.
Also, notice how Jensen has to physically remove himself from view to compose himself? Yes, it was under the guise of fake-vomiting by the curtain. But in actuality, it’s an effective way to cover his blushing reaction to Jared’s not-subtle-at-all teasing. When he plays along with jokes, he doesn’t shy away from it. In fact, he often takes the joke one step further. Not this time. He hides his reactions, and when he comes back to sit down, it’s a huge grin and a “he has, though hasn’t he?”
Here have. I was hoping someone else would do it but people lazy me.
HEY! I need the Suspicious Chair Dance. Otherwise in the minds of helpless fangirls, this rogue semi’s just gonna stay exposed forever!
HE LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE!!
Poor Jensen, I shouldn’t laugh but he’s like wiggling that chair like “Is the profile covered? IS IT?!”
Now I’m really wondering if “comedy elbows” is some kind of secret code for “I’m having a serious problem over here.”
I love how Jensen’s energy completely changed when Misha popped up out of nowhere. It’s like someone turned the lights on and his entire demeanor changes. And no one plays with a chair like that unless they’re trying to make sure they’re hidden!
Unless what is hidden?! All I see is perfect chair placement by the highly controversial shimmy method. It has a difficulty level of 4.8 and with that satisfied mic throw, you know Jensen knows he nailed it. The execution is so flawless that if not for that excessive celebration at the end there, he probably could have received a perfect score. Luckily for him, he is up against Jared Padalecki, seen here with his chair facing the completely wrong direction. Besides possibly ingenuity and pity, Padalecki won’t be awarded nearly enough points to overtake Jensen, even with the showboating penalty. Jared obviously needs a lot of help and it’s kind of mean and selfish….OOOHHHH that’s what Jensen is hiding! The secrets to perfect chair placement! Lol he just couldn’t help himself and who can blame him with such chair placing skills as his. But seriously, don’t be cruel and please help your brofriend.
So I just saw this post from @hotdiddlydean that I haven’t seen mentioned anywhere else so far and am currently flailing over this with @darkprinceincubus. (thank you for pointing this out to me!)
In the cockles video, after Jensen ‘shoulder boops’ Misha, Misha says a word that brings about all the laughter and jokes about the scripting and editing.
I think we all just assumed he said ‘Kay’ but he doesn’t because Jensen’s immediate reaction doesn’t make sense to Misha saying ‘Kay’. He says ‘Gay.’
He was calling Jensen out on his little ‘shoulder boop’ thing being too gay for their video. Knowing Misha, having the foot-in-mouth syndrome that he often has, completely forgetting for a second that he was also filming himself saying this, explaining his next reaction as well.
Jensen’s reaction to that is immediate shock when he pulls back and then starts laughing which is when they both get all flustered and start joking about being used to scripted television and having editors to deal with slip ups like that.
It also looks to me that Jensen gets a little flushed there. ;-)
I know I am sitting here with my tin hat on right now but SERIOUSLY? That makes the video SO MUCH GAYER!
@ghuune this seems like it’s up your alley! ‘Gay’ or ‘Kay’? :)
*Watches video again with headphones in*
I think Misha meant to say “kay” but it came out as “gay” and that’s why Jensen laughed. (haha… came out as gay…)
So Jensen’s thumb does this thing when they’re getting to the door, and maybe I’m reading too much into it, maybe it really is totally innocent. Maybe I’m just going insane.
BUT that thumb doesn’t just move, it moves along the back of Misha’s neck, and it pauses there for a second. He doesn’t just remove his hand, he moves his thumb on Misha’s neck and continues holding onto him.
Again, could be nothing, but it gives me feelings I don’t have words for and I wanna scream.
I was unable to make out the blurry man. It’s just a blurry man, might be wearing a hoodie, and does seem to be at least Misha’s height. Sorry I couldn’t help out with that.
So instead I made a video dedicated to Jensen’s laugh.
The thought has also occurred to me:
That is a very Jensen like laugh. Yes, others have similar laughs. It’s not the most distinctive laugh. But what, statistically, is the likelihood that someone with such a Jensen like laugh would be with Misha at the gym, laughing at Misha being silly with his kids, who isn’t Jensen?
It’s certainly a possibility, yes, but how likely?
I’d also like to point out that this gym video was posted on Facebook 10 mins after Jensen posted about the campaign. Just an interesting thought.
OK, throwdown time: •That “nice,” and esp that chuckle? SOUNDS LIKE JENSEN (try it with earbuds if you don’t hear it, the vid is great for showing the similarities) •Blurry man? Red baseball cap and bow legs •Timing of posts? Suspicious
On the other hand: •There is no way in Hell we will ever be able to tell a gd definitive thing about Blurry Man, except that he may very well displace Slender Man for Internet-created urban legends. •Blurry man’s pants are baggy. •A personal trainer at the box wears baggy pants.
I, personally, have been headcanoning Misha and Jen working out together ever since the “He can’t/He’s not heavy, he’s my lover” bs. So if this comes down to pick-at-will, then I pick Jensen standing by, chuckling at Mish, having just updated his Facebook with YANA. I also pick Misha doing a ballroom dance with his camera to keep Jensen out of frame, only to laugh nervously when Jensen laughs—
Because if Blurry Man is just a personal trainer, then why in the hell work so hard to keep him out of shot?
With very few frames to use, and my limited resources, I did my best to alter lighting and saturation. In my opinion, our blurry man is stockier than suggested trainer.
I also managed to catch just the right shadows for what does look like Jensen’s hand on hip stance, bow legs included.
The anatomical window created by the elbow of the hand on the hip (a function of the length of the humeral bone in relation to the radius and ulna, as well as the individual’s hand placement) is more similar between Jensen and Blurry Man than it is between Jensen and the trainer. (Just to add my two cents). It’s by no means conclusive, but it is interesting to me.
In Fucking English: Blurry Man’s elbow sticks out and it looks like Jensen’s when it does while the trainer guy’s elbow, idk what it’s doing
