mishasminions:

I CRINGE EVERY TIME FIC WRITERS DESCRIBE CAS/MISHA AS “SKINNY, FRAIL, SMALL, SCRAWNY, THIN, ETC” ESPECIALLY IN COMPARISON TO DEAN/JENSEN

EXCUSE YOU

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MISHA IS 5’11” (1.80m), WITH A SWIMMER’S BODY

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HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THAT KIND OF BODY, YOU ASK?
WELL, ONE CAN ASSUME THAT IT’S BECAUSE:

HE RUNS A LOT (HE’S A MARATHONER)

HE’S A CARPENTER (VERY MANLY. LIKE JESUS)

HE BICYCLE TOURS (MORE ADVANCED THAN JUST ‘BICYCLING’ OBVIOUSLY)

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS APPALACHIAN CLOGGING SKILLS

BOTTOM LINE, MISHA IS VERY BIG AND STRONG

SO IS THE CHARACTER HE PLAYS ON SUPERNATURAL

#c'mon writers #describe that MEAT #SHOULDERS SO WIDE YOU GET LOST LICKING FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER #THE PERFECT DIP OF HIS SPINE AND THE FLESHY CURVE OF HIS GLORIOUS TANNED ASS #HIP BONES YOU COULD REALLY SINK YOUR TEETH INTO #excuse me I have a lot of feelings about that V of muscle on his hips also #Misha Collins #Castiel #body type #fanfiction