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durpacerangerrogjro:

bogleech:
I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”
Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

6 years ago 01 May 2017 ☆ 187,836 notes · via · source

#except curry #food cw #britain #food #text posts #i kinda miss british food tbh. yeah it tastes of nothing but i get sensory overload from food #all nz food is FULL OF FLAVOUR because it's fresh and wild and stuff #i miss bland everything #Jensen and Misha are so damn queued together

themightyif:

meetme-atbakerstreet:
mechanicmuffin:
mechaphil:
suninwintertime:
natsukigirl:
Russell proving that British Accents aren’t sexy
lesbianwarriors:
I want to see the bewilderment in the eyes of anyone who ever claimed to love THE British accent as they watch this.
SEND HELP
For real tho, Scouse is my favorite thing on the planet even if I had to spend a year deciphering it.
The truth in this though omfg
I’ve reblogged this before, but it deserves another turn. :)

7 years ago 21 Dec 2015 ☆ 309,836 notes · via · source

#I think when people think of a British accent they're either thinking of received pronounciation or maybe a Surrey accent? #I used to have a Surrey accent but I think it's probably half Kiwi by now #the Kiwis think I sound like a Brit and the Brits think I sound like a Kiwi #I basically sound like Hermione if she was slurring and pretending to be Australian #* #accent #video #people #50 shades of grey #nsfw #Britain #panties are pink and neck ties are blue #Dean is bisexual and this is a queue

buzzfeed:

It has come to our attention that these are British breadsticks:
We feel so, so sorry for y’all.
God bless American breadsticks.

7 years ago 13 Dec 2015 ☆ 56,547 notes · via · source

#wAIT #YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE??? LOAVES OF BREAD???????? #WHAT #I THOUGHT ALL BREADSTICKS WERE CRUNCHY STICKS FOR DIPPING IN THINGS #;a; #food cw #breadsticks #America #Britain #text posts #panties are pink and neck ties are blue #Dean is bisexual and this is a queue

adriennecode:

abbadonallhope:
bitterassfandom:
onedirectionfangirlproblems:
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:
Oh my god it got better

9 years ago 21 Feb 2014 ☆ 1,425,159 notes · via · source

#olympics #Canada #Britain

britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

Very British Problems (x)

9 years ago 28 Jan 2014 ☆ 62,588 notes · via · source

#I am British and I have these problems #Britain #people #gpoy #long post

otsanda:

superwholocked-assbutt:
Like 10 minutes into the show some guy ran down the street screaming ‘MY POWER’S FAILED WHO’S THE NEXT DOCTOR?’ and like 4 different people shouted back out their windows inviting him in for a cuppa and to watch the show with them.

9 years ago 05 Aug 2013 ☆ 190,021 notes · via · source

#Britain #Doctor Who

awkwardsituationist:

high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten

10 years ago 02 May 2013 ☆ 249,738 notes · via · source

#oh man this is so cool #I love playing spot the difference #comparisons #Britain #photography

leonardo-dicaprisun:

a good display of the two types of people in Britain

10 years ago 26 Oct 2012 ☆ 193,483 notes · via · source

#accurate #Britain

i-o-u-a-fall:

rolacolacubes:
asifnothingmatters:
sherlscupoftea:
flippingtables:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
supey:
airdot:
isalabelle09:
#this is the most british picture I’ve ever seen
#THIS is the most british picture i’ve ever seen #fix’d
step ASIDE bitches
wHAT
oh my god
there we go
I felt something was missing.
theeerrreeee
god save the queen

11 years ago 13 Mar 2012 ☆ 98,328 notes · via · source

#reblogging again because it got better #Stephen Fry #England #Britain

superwhorocks:

a—complete—stranger:
b0njella:
jacklovesyou1:
iwhisperdisenchanted:
marty-is-a-sex-kitty-innit:
fyrachii:
imthedevilfromabove:
hopelessnotromantic:
shoottheboy:
youknowyourebritishwhen:
It’s a breadbun!!
figmentsofimagination.tumblr.com
[Pfft, no, it’s a roll.]
It’s a teacake!
ITS A FUCKING BREADBUN.
its in my stomach!
….what the fuck is a breadbun
IT’S A FUCKING ROLL.
IT’S A ROLL.
ITS A JAFFA CAKE?
are you mad its just called a fucking bap.
It’s a bread roll
it’s a bun….