kathplanet:

i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER

liveblogging my watch of J2 and Misha’s panel videos from NJcon 2015!

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boundbyfeathers:

captoring:

but still like… when ppl say… “Person Lastname is so HOT that they make me wish i wasn’t born straight” … like ??…   “too bad my EXTREME STRAIGHTNESS prevents me from being AFFECTIONATE and NAKED with this person of my own gender - which i want to do SO BAD” ….. listen…   i have good news for you buddy…..?? …

#ok but this just makes me think of dean looking at dr sexy and going ‘god if i wasnt straight i would let him fuck me so hard’ #and sams just there like …………….. um if u want to get fucked by a man then ur probably not straight dean…. #and deans just like ’ oh shut up sammy’ but then goes 2 google ‘how do you know if you’re bisexual’ #and then he’s like fuck im not straight??????????? now i can have sex with every man i want fuck yes ur gettin some tonight winchester (via deanlovesdudes)

#aaaaahahahahaha #i think it would take longer for him to admit it though#like he’d get to the point where he’d be downright envious of bi people #even a little angry that he’s ‘straight’ #cause it’s so unfair that he can’t fuck hot people of any gender right? #but when sam tries to hint that ummmm that’s not exactly a straight way to feel #dean’s internalized homophobia suddenly rears up and he gets all defensive #cause dude he’s not like that wtf! #he’s just saying he kinda *wishes* he was #but he’s not! you know that sammy how could you even suggest- #so sam laughs it off and lets it drop #but slowly……. #by entertaining the idea of being bi in a 'safe’ 'hypothetical’ context #he gets comfortable enough with it to FINALLY accept that oh hey #maybe sam was right #maybe… he actually is? #and that’s… okay? #and frickin sweet he CAN go out and get some cawk now!! #HELLS FUCKING YEAH!! (via destielhiseyesopened)

how about them single parent!au’s??

dumhaz:

• im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did
  
• i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again
  
• you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby 
  
• we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared
  
• you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  
• we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married
  
• our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments
• we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)
• our children are best friends….yeah
• “i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”
  
• you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you

some deancas high school au things (bc there’s never enough)

boykingdom:

• jock!dean who lets his boyfriend cas wear his too-big letterman jacket
  
• cas loving it bc it smells like dean and he can pull the sleeves over his hands ;; 
• cheerleader!dean and school photographer!cas
• cas sending dean an anonymous love letter on valentine’s day (dean kisses him when he reveals himself)
• their first date and dean takes cas for burgers and he’s really nervous so he just keeps talking and he feels like an idiot but cas just looks at him with that smile like he wouldn’t rather be anywhere else
• having to write a poem as an english project and okay maybe dean’s is about the beauty to be found in deep blue eyes but that doesn’t necessarily mean anything (it does)
• artist!cas with sketchbooks packed with a full-on study on the contours of dean’s face
• drawing him in every single margin on his papers omg and dean blushes so hard every time he sees but he’s secretly so so pleased
• sam and charlie working together to set them up because it’s just so obvious
• musician!dean who composes a song for cas on their anniversary 
• dean is the new kid at school and cas is the weird and quiet guy who wears sweater vests and is always reading books on bees for some reason???
• dean and cas always eating their lunches outside on the bleachers bc cas doesn’t like how loud it can be inside and he wants to privacy to kiss dean eheheh
• dean sits in the desk in front of cas and they always hold hands when they don’t think anyone will notice
• dean is really nervous about his calc test and is on the verge of a full fledged freak out so cas just speaks to him really softly and rubs his back and shoulders until he calms down
• dean putting on a big macho persona and everyone around school knows him as super tough but around cas he just melts
• before they get together cas likes to go to dean’s baseball practices and pretend to study while he imagines what dean’s lips would feel like on his oh no
• CAS IN GLASSES YES PLZ
• both of them are giant freaking nerds and sometimes when cas comes over he and dean just spend all day wrapped together on the couch reading
• just. everything about deancas hs au’s.

armalis:

sci-fi episodes i want:

• ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign
• firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.
• unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.
• universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures
• viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers
• space gps tells us to take a right where we should take a left. plucky recent academy grad on the graveyard shift realizes that this would take us into the sun and makes the course correction. ship’s computer advises her for two hours to make a u-turn when it is safe to do so