the-thought-emporium-imperial:

fini-mun:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

“I wonder how this baby sounds”

“Ah. Like a mix between an electronic device on the fritz and what I imagine a baby raptor sounds like. Got it!”

I see, so it speaks fluent power drill.

dochollidayed:

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‪Imagine never having watched the show or being a casual viewer and reading this line about deancas on THE major television publication site‬ [x]

Dean canonically loves man meat? Sorry, huh? Dean called himself the meat man because he likes to eat meat, and you take this to mean that he likes dick. Are you insane.

tinkdw:

LITERALLY IN CANON SAM SAID IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE.

Everyone over the age of 12 knows man meat / being the meat man is slang for dick.

Like sure if you want to ignore every other 4281194 canon line about Dean liking men as well as women, just for a few examples “best of both worlds”, flirts with men every time his guard is down cos he’s drugged/cursed etc, disappointed that Aaron wasn’t interested in him, loves “riding Larry”, and the 10 year love trope relationship with a dude. Then yeah sure if you wanna ignore all that then it’s saying perhaps that he has a big dick? But like, that’s not what it means in general and it’s not what Sam was eyeballing him about lbr. Sam would just roll his eyes and be like dude gross, not gently and sarcastically be like “that’s not what you think it means”, that’s because he thinks it means he likes dick, because that’s what it usually means.

Like, do you even realise the reach you have to go to to make the double entendre written into the show not about him liking dick.

As for it at all having another meaning other than him liking meat well. What?

SAM POINTED IT OUT HIMSELF.

SAM SAID IT IN THE SHOW.

SAM . SAID . IT . MEANS . SOMETHING . ELSE .

How is this not registering?

When the homophobia is so strong that you, person who hates the mere idea of bisexual Dean, feels you are more correct than literally everyone in the western world over the age of 12, urban dictionary, J2 (if they laughed their asses off at ball handler you know they laughed their asses off at this) and the fucking writer of the show who wrote Sam as saying that’s not what it means.

Are you insane.

More to the point are you okay?!!!

Antis are wild y’all.

Also you forgot to put anon on bad times.

dykeiel:

the script book says that between 1862 (the first time crowley asks aziraphale for holy water) and 1941 (nazi church) aziraphale and crowley didn’t speak at all which not only means that crowley sleeping for nearly a century is still canon compliant, but that if it did still happen, it was a direct result of him having a fight with aziraphale and he only woke up in 1941 to rescue aziraphale from a bunch of nazis

esmeriandreamer:

stormingwinter:

invaderxan:

zipsuptsides:

gnotknormal:

theconcealedweapon:

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Oh wow. That’s…

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

For rich people, it stops being a fine and starts being a fee

This is why I approve of getting a fine based on your income.

millennial-review:

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hellraven-ovo:

Title: The Rapture

Inspired by the episode of the same title in Supernatural.

I am constantly reminded whenever I see Castiel, that I am always looking at Jimmy Novak’s face. After season 4’s 20th episode “The Rapture”, seeing Jimmy give himself up -so that his family will stay safe- kind of teared me up. He is a character that is almost always onscreen, yet overlooked often because of “someone else” occupying his vessel.
I like to think of this painting as a kind of memorial for him.

Inspired by the scene where Jimmy says “Yes” to Castiel. Since the true form of angels never came up in the show, I made up my own version. The background is a recreation of said scene (Jimmy’s house).
From what I know Jimmy should be able to see Cas’s true visage, so I tried painting it in his perspective.

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traditional Korean painting method on hanji
2~2.5 weeks 

Supernatural and its characters belong to Eric Kripke

s-leary:

galaxysummoner:

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An important clarification.

technohumanlation:

madfrisky:

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

woop there it is

magnificent-winged-beast:

destielette:

- Cas’ inner dialogue during the “meeting the mother” scene

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- Who is this woman Dean?

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- Why did she seem confused when we hugged?

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- I don’t like the way she’s looking at me.

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- Oh , My Dad! Is she your girlfriend Dean?

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- When , where, how? 
- Deaaaaaaaaan!

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- Spit it out!

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- ?????😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤

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- You wife ? 💔💔💔💔💔

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- Wait !

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- Phew! Thank Dad !

Bonus : 

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Mary : *friends my ass!*

This is perfection. 😂

almaasi:

whitmerule:

almaasi:

whitmerule:

#ARE THEY JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION WHILE MISHA IS ON THE FLOOR AND JENSEN IS KNEELING OVER HIM #BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

I think you meant to say WHILE MISHA SPRAWLS BETWEEN JENSEN’S THIGHS or something like that

HE IS INDEED SPRAWLING

HE’S TOTALLY RELAXED

HE’D PROBABLY TAKE A NAP WHILE JENSEN’S SITTING ON HIM LET’S BE HONEST

Also Jensen is petting his belly. That’s very relaxing, you know.

…Are we currently bearing witness to Jensen giving Misha a belly rub?? We all knew Misha was a kitten but now it seems like Jensen is Chief Tummy Tickles.

feminists-against-feminism:

wylltingtrees:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

mystery-outhouse:

writers: can literally write anything they possibly want. anything at all
writers: yea time for more sadman deadwife my favorite