
Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
I’ve had this post clattering around in my noggin for a quite a while now, but I was hesitant to write it; I just didn’t want to get stuck on the issue of coming out as a self-diagnosed autistic person. I wanted to look ahead, to figure out where my life goes from there. But as it turns out, this shit is still relevant. Hence, a tumblr post is born.
What follows is a fictional dialogue between myself and an imaginary friend. It’s pretty long, so I put it under a page-break. None of the points I made are particularly original, but I felt it was important to synthesize familiar ideas in a particular order, for maximum rhetorical effect. Hopefully someone on the tag will be able to use bits and pieces of this dialogue in a conversational script one day.
things i’m fucking stellar at:
- procrastinating
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes
Unknown (via thexpotent)
This hit me harder than I expected.
(via isarian450)
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating
I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.
are you ever about to google something that just brings you physical shame so you type as little of it as you can and hope google autofills it
“You’re so innocent!”
You’d think so, wouldn’t you…
*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
“Here, I bought you the thing”
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS”
“just take it”
“I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH”