kototyph:

AAIIEEEEE ELMIE DID IT SHE DID THE THING
brb just saving this for posterity and rainy days and turning frowns upside down and so on
(the thing is her liveblog of Shut Up, btw)
(I love them so much because it’s like a comment and beta stream-of-consciousness journal-ling, it’s so effing great)
(CHEESE IS DANGEROUS)

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for anyone else seeing this, that ‘read more’ consists of 4,000 words of my attempt to read the Dean/Cas fic Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is)…. and getting very distracted at times.

(cheese is dangerous… but hot milk is dangerous too)

kototyph:

for the deancasbigbang on lj

Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is)

Starring:

kototyph as The Awful Author
queeniebroccolini as The Awesome Artist
ineffablecasserole as The Head Cheerleader

Fandom/Genre: Supernatural (Alternate Universe - Modern Setting)
Pairing(s): Dean/Castiel, past Dean/Lisa and Dean/Anna 
Rating: NC-17 
Word Count: ~23.7k 
Warnings/Tags: Marriage Under the Influence / Accidental Marriage, Accidental Domestic Bliss, Domestic Fluff, Gratuitous Smut, Home Restoration, The New England Coastline, Misunderstandings, Drama & Romance

Dean’s done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov— likable guys he’s ever known. He doesn’t know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file.

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*please note that this tag is is full of hipster photos of the ocean, sad sayings about love, and tattooed men with their pants barely on. It makes it seem like I’ve written some beautiful, sweeping romantic epic when in fact what I’ve written is a PWP with more home remodeling than actual porn. Ye be warned.