so apparently when I wasn’t looking, three more of my fics joined the 1k kudos club??? they’ll be right at home with the 25 other fics there holy shit holy shit what the genuine fuck
♥ Manscaping – 6.7k · M
Cas accidentally cut himself while shaving. (Spoiler: He wasn’t shaving his face.)
The two of them had been through Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, and all the worst parts of Earth together, both in the past and future, and somehow, the here-and-now between them involved Dean standing there denying to himself that he was half-hard because Castiel was bleeding in his naughty place.
♥ Sharing Hands – 6.8k · NC-17
Dean feels something strange when he touches himself, and realises Cas has been using him as a vessel ever since he came back from Purgatory.
♥ Father Material – 12k · T
All Castiel needed was someone to babysit his troubled four-year-old niece while he went out to dinner with Sam. Honestly, after everything he’d heard about Sam’s older brother, Castiel wasn’t expecting Dean to be capable of handling the job. But not only is Dean highly competent, his skill with difficult children makes him appear downright charming. Improbable as it is, it’s starting to look as though both Castiel’s sanity and romantic life could potentially be salvaged by just one man.
(and here’s my 67 other Destiel fics~)
as always, I am HONOURED, flabbergasted, and DELIGHTED. thank you for gifting me with the symbols of your love, dear readers. I am so very grateful. (also thanks to @envydean, whose Destiel Trope Collection is what led to a kudos surge among my stories recently)
p.s. I posted a reward thing on patreon today!! it’s a skipping-rope rhyme I kept around from the first Destiel fic I ever posted on AO3, Angelhawke. the photo includes rainbows and a favourite houseplant of mine. you can check it out here (if you’re a $1 patreon~)
thirteen days until the dcbb draft deadline! but i’m pretending there’s only nine days because i have nine days of writing to do and clearly the struggle is not genuine unless there’s a sense of impending doom. i have just shy of 20k, i’m expecting it to be exactly 44k when i’m done.
i also have a fic entitled Purple Horse in a Coffee Shop almost ready to post! i would’ve posted it a few days ago except i forgot ‘cause my brain is in full-throttle dcbb mode. so that’ll be up sometime next week~! (it’s 7k of dorky fluffy fun set in three places: a pride parade, a coffee shop, and an office. yes, there is a purple horse. her name is Shadowfax.)
here’s my patreon if you wanna join 14 lovely people in their quest to support my writing and buy medicine and stuff
in the meantime, i hereby offer you some short, rare fics that i always loved but you probably haven’t read:
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Of All the Bars in the World (There Are None Between Us)
Dean’s prison cell is a small and lonely place. His cellmate, Castiel, knows that doesn’t have to be so.
(2k · M · prison cuddle buddies, kinda poetic angsty fluff)
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Sharing Hands
Dean feels something strange when he touches himself, and realises Cas has been using him as a vessel ever since he came back from Purgatory.
(7k · E · pooooorn and some feels and fluff)
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Foal Delivery Service
My Little Pony/Supernatural crossover. Young pony!Dean is heartbroken when he finds out only girl ponies can get babies from the stork. Castiel shows up to comfort him, just when Dean needs it most.
(4k · G · a scathing commentary on binary gender norms but with excessive fluff)
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Dead Body Disposal 101
Cas is gonna become a hunter. According to Dean and Sam, that means he needs to learn how to efficiently dispose of dead bodies. Cas is good at it, since he can use his power to help out when he needs to, but he comes to learn that ‘being useful’ doesn’t always mean having a shovel in his hand or angelic spark in his fingertips. Sometimes it just means sticking around instead of leaving.
(Basically, monsters die and it’s a backdrop for Dean and Cas being uncommunicative and holding hands. Alternative canon from season 4/5 era through to season 9.)
(14.6k · T · mostly i just really like the irish guy and cas using his powers)
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Nobody’s Daddy
Dean breastfeeds a baby. Well, the damn thing was crying, what was he supposed to do?!
(3.6k · T · akdksfdf such fluff and some feels)
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For a Scarf in October
A scarf is just a scarf, right? (Sam and Dean take a pointless journey through the Halloween-decked aisles of Target.)
(1.6k · G · more gender norm commentary and fluff fluff fluff i love this one so much)
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k that’s all bye !! hope u all have a beautiful day ♥
tunedguns submitted:
hi! i’ve been wading through ur blog for a couple of days (a week maybe?? i’ve lost the count) and i must tell u i’ve absolutely fallen in love with it. somehow u tagging ur posts (especially the tag panties) inspired me to organize my blog using mass post editor and add tags so i can find all the things i love. going back to “panties”, i’ve never realized how much i love dean in panties until very recently. bless ur tag, it helped me embrace it. i’m also gonna read all ur fics tagged with panties, the last one i read was where dean went to a shop with ballet stuff, damn that one was beautiful. oh and while i’m talking about fics, “sharing hands” was something different, please take me away i have no words. there are probably hundreds of things i could tell u but there’s literally so much i don’t know how to explain it except for stating that ur blog is my happy place. i don’t know if it sounds creepy but i come here every day and it’s such fun?? like i laugh and cry at stuff, i read ur tags and i never get bored like it usually happens when i’m on someone’s blog. so yeah, i don’t know how to end this. thanks for running this blog?? thanks for being so cool?? something like that. have a nice day with lots of laughs. cheers!
I started reading this like, aw yiss, always delighted to inspire some blog organisation and a love for lingerie!! aw yisssss
and then?? nice things about my more rarely-mentioned fics??? o﹏o
THAT’S NOT CREEPY IT’S WONDERFUL. my blog is my happy place so if it can be someone else’s too that’s PERFECT. good. yes. very very good.
THANK YOU FOR THIS MESSAGE.
[ fic links because I can: Boutique du Ballet & Sharing Hands ]
bless your new fic. thank you.
hmm, at the point this was sent (a week ago. I AVOIDED THIS FOR A WEEK, I’M SORRY.) I think my newest fic was Play Nice, Kids. Thank you~!!
(and since then there’s been Sharing Hands. both were a lot of fun to get out of my system.)
