PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.
They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.
Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING.
So there’s that.
Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.
WTF
Are you sure they won’t snitch though?
Wait, do you actually get reported for drug use by doctors? How does this work in America?
This is Very Important, so I’m going to use the Very Important font.
YOUR HEALTHCARE PROVIDER CANNOT AND WILL NOT TELL THE POLICE ABOUT WHAT YOU USE.
Your patient privacy is protected by law. If your private information is leaked, not only can you sue, but the facility gets a massive fine. Even in the case of a criminal investigation, your medical record is closed unless some serious warrants are issued.
TELLING YOUR DOCTOR THE DRUGS THAT YOU USE WILL NOT GET YOU ARRESTED. IN SOME SITUATIONS, IT WILL PROBABLY SAVE YOUR LIFE.





