for those not getting the V or the D, happy alentines ay
I’m not even sorry.
Merry Christmas!
fats:
Hahahahaha LOOPHOLE!
those are some tiny horses
this is making me so happy and also incredibly uncomfortable and confused all at the same time
This is the opposite of a problem.
TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
The best bit was he tweeted Waterstones and politely asked them to let him out.
No-one from Waterstones was on their Twitter account at that time of night, but half of London was still awake and soon after #WaterstonesTexan and #FreetheWaterstones1 were trending across the city. The police were notified and managed to let him out before midnight :D
Afterwards Waterstones tweeted “We’re pleased to announce that @DWill_ is a free man once more.” (x)
They’ve also compiled a reading list for their future locked-in clients
This is the best thing I’ve heard all day.
that feel when your teacher is in line behind you in starbucks when you’re supposed to be in their class right now
update: he didn’t actually want to buy anything. he just wanted to follow me to class.
showed up to class 15 minutes late with starbucks and the teacher
what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions
like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and
they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks
dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
For the love of God, Cas
how many angels does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently three. One to try and actually change the light bulb, one to blow out the light fuse in anger and one to offer the old lady a martini while they watch the other two fail miserably.
(Season 4) Castiel:
*grips Dean tight and raises him from perdition*
(Season 10) Castiel: *grips Perdition tight and raises it from Dean*
(Season 10) Castiel: *grips Perdition tight and raises it from Dean*
That was not the kind of shot to the face he was hoping for.
At first they just sing to embarrass each other but it’s so much fun they just break into songs from the musical whenever they feel like it. Cas still has no clue to what’s going on.
“We gotta stop meeting like this” -Misha after the fifth time running into each other in the restroom