that thing where jensen’s arm always ends up high and tight around misha’s neck and misha’s arm automatically goes around jensen’s back with his fingers curled around jensen’s shoulder
Announcer 1: Now, we got a delicate situation here. Jensen Ackles, star of TV’s “Supernatural” needs to wish his friend/ costar, Misha Collins a happy birthday without any implication that they’ve been romantically intimate.
Announcer 2: That sure is a tough one, Dave– but he’s a brilliant actor so my money is on him pulling it off.
Announcer 1: Well, Jim, we’ll find out momentarily. As some of you know, there has already been widespread speculation over Jensen and Misha’s relationship but there has been no clear confirmation to date.
Announcer 2: Oh, he’s picking up his phone. What do you think he’s gonna do, Dave?
Announcer 1: You know, Jim– I would think he’d want to go with something quick. Simple. Straight to the point.
Announcer 2: But history proves, that’s not really jensen’s style.
Announcer 1: It’s certainly not, Jim.
Announcer 2: Alright. Here we go, he’s typing…
Announcer 1: Did he just add a photo?
Announcer 2: He did, Dave. This still could work though … it just depends on the photo.
Announcer 1: I see blue. Is it? Yes– I believe it is! It’s the photo of Jensen and Misha in matching suits!
Announcer 2: Ooo that’s gonna hurt him, especially with all the rumors surrounding the two sharing their clothes.
Announcer 1: That’s exactly what I was thinking, Jim. Unless he has the perfect pun to play this off, the photo alone has already provided a fatal blow to his score.
Announcer 2: Jensen is typing again … it’s … it doesn’t really look like a pun, Dave.
Announcer 1: But I do see the word “Bro” in there. Perhaps that’ll be just enough for him to cover his bases.
Announcer 2: Maybe. As long as he doesn’t–
[ Jensen ]: ❤ ya bro.
Announcer 1: OHHHH, AND THERE WENT GAME!
Announcer 2: Man! You hate to see that happen! Such a rookie mistake seemed unlikely from someone with Ackles’s skillset.
Announcer 1: Unlikely, yes; but you know, Jim– a lot of people won’t be surprised. This outcome was an early prediction in most betting circles. This isn’t the first time Jensen has lost it like this.
Announcer 2: True, but it’s still tough to watch someone with so much talent, strike out so hard.
