maybe you guys are sick of me posting about this stuff but

TWO MORE DESTIEL FICS PASSED 2,000 KUDOS!!!! :D

  • Drop Anchor (42k, pirate!Cas and sailor!Dean are stranded on a deserted island, enemies to friends to lovers, accidental domestic bliss)
  • Minty Fresh Kisses (7.9k, Dean teaches Cas how to brush his teeth, loving emotions ensue)

AND THIS ONE IS 2 AWAY FROM 1,000 :o

  • Cowboys and Real Estate Angels (36.8k, rodeo AU, lovemaking, Dean is a retired out-and-proud famous bisexual rockstar, Cas is a fan from way back. there are panties)

anyway i’m not at all sick of saying thank you, so THANK YOU. i’m unsure how many different ways i can say “i appreciate your support” but i absolutely do appreciate it

and i love you ♥♥♥

i was gonna post a fic this weekend but i’ve been working so hard on my dcbb that i haven’t had the chance to edit, so i’m changing the order of which fics go up first, and leaving it until next week. but there’s lots more coming soon!!! i just struggle to temporarily abandon big important projects and work on something else, so i think i gotta just power through until my dcbb is finished. I think I’m about halfway done, and i’ve been working on it 14 days. if i’m lucky the second half will be quicker? but then again it might not be so who knows >u>

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✨ Destiel fic update ✨

okay so two things:


first THING

three fics are nearing their next thousand-kudo milestone!!!! and i am thrilled!!!! lemme just list them real quick

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Drop Anchor (42k words, NC-17 // 9 away from 2000 kudos!!!)

AU. A sailor and an enemy pirate are marooned on an island together, and while awaiting rescue they accidentally achieve domestic bliss.

Or:

Dean Winchester is lieutenant of the Royal Trading Ship Echelon. On a pleasantly sunny but particularly catastrophic day, he is marooned on an island somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with only one man for company. That man is Castiel, captain of the black-sailed Leviathan: a pirate, no less. Given the circumstances under which they are stranded, rescue seems unlikely, and it could be aeons before a ship even comes by. The two of them may as well make the most of their own private island, personal differences be damned.

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Minty Fresh Kisses (7.9k,T // 14 kudos away from 2000!!!!)

Dean teaches a newly-human Castiel how to brush his teeth properly. Things don’t go according to plan – but for once, the unexpected development actually presents a more promising outcome.

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Cowboys and Real Estate Angels (36.8k, NC-17 // 13 away from its first 1000 kudos!!)

Castiel crosses paths with the ever-charming Dean Winchester at a rodeo show in Texas, of all places. Dean’s singing days are long bygone, but his crowd-pleasing skills haven’t waned one iota. Unexpectedly, Castiel finds himself in Dean’s bedroom; they take and they give, and discover that sometimes strangers can find love like this, too. (And if a man’s faith can’t be put in God, it needs to go somewhere…)

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AND LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE Y’ALL BY THE HANDS OR THE SHOULDERS OR THE SIDES OF YOUR FACE OR LIKE… YOUR AURAS, AND JUST BE OVERWHELMED WITH GRATITUDE WITH YOU

THANK

THANK VERY MUCH AND A LOT I AM VERY THANKFUL

like it’s one thing for a fic to have this many kudos ONCE, but for 34 out of 81 fics to have MORE THAN A THOUSAND KUDOS EACH, IF NOT TWO TO FOUR TIMES THAT is…… um… mind-warpingly astonishing to me? i’m constantly all “whoa” and “holy shit” when i pause writing new stuff to consider the old stuff, and i don’t think that reaction is stopping any time soon (and i hope it doesn’t tbh)

i hope all of you find things in your life that gives you this kinda :3 :3 :3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!! feeling, because it’s a good feeling

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and the other THING

even more exciting maybe??? A NEW FIC IS COMING

THIS WEEKEND

i wanted to wait until the Cockles-palooza was over, but also offer something good ‘n wholesome ‘n comforting ‘n nice for when the season 13 finale inevitably destroys all our souls (but also readable for people who aren’t watching any more)

SO

Wee Little Love Child (10.6k)

After being magically de-aged, little Sammy is under the impression that Dean and Cas are his parents. He wants to know if they’re in love, but they can’t (or won’t) give a consistent answer. The thing is, they have to grant Sam’s greatest wish in order to reverse the curse, but they can only do that as a pair. ​What does ​Sam​​ ​​want most? ​For ​Dean and Cas express their true feelings. Aloud. To each other.

i’mma post on my AO3 here as always, subscribe if you want a “bleep bloop Elmie uploaded the thing” in your email

but also like……….. patreon exists, please pay me, because i don’t have a Real Paying Job and i can’t eat kudos, they’re very nice but they’re not very nutritious

ANYWAY THAT’S ALL i’ll let you get back to scrolling or whatever it was you were doing

i hope you pet your favourite animal and have nice dreams <3

caswouldratherbehere:

almaasi:

» Minty Fresh Kisses

Dean teaches a newly-human Castiel how to brush his teeth properly. Things don’t go according to plan – but for once, the unexpected development actually presents a more promising outcome.

7,900 words // T

read on AO3

It’s fluffy but true to the characters and made me feel so many good things. Read read read!

caswouldratherbehere:

almaasi:

» Minty Fresh Kisses

Dean teaches a newly-human Castiel how to brush his teeth properly. Things don’t go according to plan – but for once, the unexpected development actually presents a more promising outcome.

7,900 words // T

read on AO3

It’s fluffy but true to the characters and made me feel so many good things. Read read read!

HELLO FRIENDS i wrote a new fic!

this new one is called A Place and A Feeling and it’s a ~23k realtor!Cas/house-hunting!Dean schmoopy-emotions-with-porn domestic feels splurge!!!! AU

it’ll be up later this week (wednesday or thursday depending on your timezone)~

in the meantime, here’s an old one about Dean teaching Cas how to brush his teeth in a motel (8k) if you want something fluffy to improve your day

(and I’ve written like 65 other Dean/Cas fics subscribe if you want idk)

So you're doing drawing prompts?? There was this SUPER CUTE fanfic I read on AO3 (called Minty Fresh Kisses, you should totes read it if you haven't it's fantastic) but it's basically Dean teaching Castiel how to brush his teeth since he's human and he needs to know how to do that? Think you could do something like that?

purgatory-jar:

Uh yeah I like this! Here! 

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(fic link!!)

yet another one of my Dean/Cas fics just hit 1,000 kudos on AO3.

oh!

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The fic in question is Minty Fresh Kisses - an 8k ditty in which Dean teaches Cas to brush his teeth. Yeah, for real, I wrote a fic about that. 1,000 lovely people liked it. I am delighted.

And I missed it when it happened, but Love Him in His Sleep (Love Him Always) already bypassed 1,000 kudos and already has over 1,100. (Did I ever think anyone would enjoy a 32k fic with dreamwalking fluff and somnophilia as much as I do??? Nope.)

…I’m a tad dumbfounded here. With these two hitting quadruple digits, there are now eight fics of mine that have over 1,000 kudos. That is not only an incredible freaking privilege for me to witness, but it’s also REALLY FREAKING INCREDIBLE.

GUYS, YOU MAKE ME SO DARN HAPPY.

Thank you for your kudos and your appreciation and your comments and love and messages. I am humbled and honoured, and I love you all. Bless you and your little cotton socks.

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[also, because I can: all my fics on AO3 arranged by number of kudos]

caswouldratherbehere:

almaasi:

» Minty Fresh Kisses

Dean teaches a newly-human Castiel how to brush his teeth properly. Things don’t go according to plan – but for once, the unexpected development actually presents a more promising outcome.

7,900 words // T

read on AO3

It’s fluffy but true to the characters and made me feel so many good things. Read read read!

Omg so I saw the ask about Minty Fresh Kisses so I read it and I laughed and I cried and I squealed and just. Goddamn. <3

(´∀`)♡

[fic link because I am insufferable]

Anonymous asked:
This is the anon who was reading Minty Freash Kisses! I almost lost it when Cas asked Dean if they were gonna sleep together but then I just felt so bad for Cas because Dean's a moron and poor Cas was so obviously dissappointed that Dean got two beds and said they weren't together and poor baby Dean had better take him to some special destination that was just cruel. But the end made me so happy I love cuddling and when characters just lay in bed together. The end was so comforting and sweet. <3

I sat and smiled at this message for ages and I have no idea what to say. but gosh, thank you for reading and telling me about your experience >u<

Anonymous asked:
asdjhglfds I'm in the middle of reading Minty Fresh Kisses and omg I'm loving it but I got to the part where Dean called Cas honey in front of the motel clerk and I CANT. I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND MY PARENTS ARE SLEEPING. I REALLY WANT TO KEEP READING BECAUSE THIS IS AMAZING BUT I NEED TO CALM DOWN FIRST OMG I LOVE YOU. I love how you write Dean btw, I'll let you know if I manage to get through the whole fic.

you know what you are, anon?

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(fic link to Minty Fresh Kisses)

*whispers* hi i just wanted to say that i love your writing so much like try-something tuesday is my favorite fic of all time (and better than my fav book) and i started reading angelhawke a while ago and i stopped like halfway through but i loved it so much and now i'm reading foxfire blossom and oh my god plus all your shorter fics are to die for and my gf really likes your fics too and minty fresh kisses was so perf and yeah i just love you a lot bye

Sometimes I think my shorter fics are the better-crafted ones too. I tend to throw all my passion into them like setting fire to something really quickly and it just goes up in smoke, wheras the longer fics are… heh heh, slow burn.

Dean: waffles are complicated
Dean: syrup sex is complicated
Dean: pancakes ain't complicated