This was a casual side conversation between Bashir and Sisko about a fellow crew member, completely unrelated to the episode’s plot, and its just so sweet.
It’s nice to know that if you’re a pregnant father-to-be on DS9, your buddies Julian and Miles will build you a hatchling pond, buy you baby clothes, and throw you a shower eagerly attended by the station’s commanding officer (who was practically beaming with joy when he found out that you were expecting).
How wonderful.
And they speak of it so casually with no judgement! Love this!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD. I DID NOT KNOW THIS.
Vilix’pran gets mentioned a couple more times on the show, and we find out that:
A) he buds twice more, and had quadruplets during his second budding and an unspecified number for his third, bringing the total number of babies to between eight and 18
B) Kira says she’ll have to assign him bigger quarters after the third budding
C) and the babies have wings that can get tangled up with each other when they play together
D) AND ALSO that Vilix’pran gets promoted from Ensign to Lieutenant (so clearly Starfleet has some rockin’ maternity/paternity policies and thus parenthood is not an obstacle to career advancement)
The more you know. :D
Well that got exponentially more adorable and awesome quickly.
*checks notes* uhhhhhhh, one order of “intersex!Julian is pregnant with Miles and Keiko’s baby, and is touch-starved and stressed so Garak cuddles him a lot?? 43k? T-rated so that one 14-year-old who’s following me can read this? yep here’s one of those”
*checks notes* uhhhhhhh, one order of “intersex!Julian is pregnant with Miles and Keiko’s baby, and is touch-starved and stressed so Garak cuddles him a lot?? 43k? T-rated so that one 14-year-old who’s following me can read this? yep here’s one of those”
Julian is trans and can’t convince me otherwise XD. Starts imagining Garashir babies.
ooh that is an interesting headcanon! for some reason I’ve always thought of them both as cis but i think you’re on to something here…
As far as Garak goes,
I personally never think of alien species as cis xd. I consider Cardassians as bigender for those the translator calls males. They probably have a different word for genders.
I headcanon that Cardassian ‘women’ are far and few between, a rarity, so they take the places of power just from their uniqueness. Depending on their evolutionary mutation, they can either carry or produce offspring.
I am basing this on the tendency of lizards being very fluid with gender as a concept xd.
And it is all to do with tempreature fluctuation. If the planet is hotter, the embryo will mutate in the egg in a way that will make a Cardassian ‘female’.
It can only happen on planet but is a low chance. That it is important to many Cardassians to reproduce on homeworld.
It is also very rare for an originally ‘female’ egg to be born, they often mutate to be ‘male’ standard as it is hard to maintain a hot enough tempreature at night and a danger to the mother.
So as Cardassia gets warmer or colder from season to season, the born population statistics shift.
Oooh! That was interesting! thank you for this
I’ve always wondered if being “cis” is even really a thing for aliens, or if aliens would view being cis in a different way than humans view it, like what we would call intersex, nonbinary, or trans might be what they would call cis.
happy trans day of visibility, none of your faves in star trek are cis!
To further the whole “why would aliens view cis, trans, nb, intersex, etc in the same way humans do” idea - I have hcs about how words like those probably will evolve in future anyway so by the time we reach star trek spaces humanity itself probably won’t think of gender in the ways normative society does today - all this to say, Julian Bashir is trans using todays lingo, while in the future the distinction is much less nailed down, but he definitely has a uterus and nobody bats an eye at that!
since no one seems to be happy with lgbt, mogai, or any other acronym or umbrella term, i came up with a new one that i think is gonna cover all our bases:
mpreg = marginalized people of romantic, erotic and gender
Hi there and thank you so much for loving the blog! By “action” I figured you mean more like some action-action one-shots than stories with a plot, so here you go: a collection of different kind of short fics with Castiel on top. Gosh, I love top Cas. Hope you’ll have just as good times with these as I did. …‘kay, didn’t mean it sound that bad. I leave this subject to be before I make things even more awkward. Anyway, enjoy! – Admin J
Title: Back Alley Dive
Author: Mythological_Compendium
Rating: Explicit
Words: 1,875 – Finished
Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★
★
Admin J’s notes: I
don’t usually like stories with Dean Smith in them (I just don’t
understand the point of changing the surname) but this one here is just
golden. I love the part in which Dean tries to imagine how Cas is
looking at the moment. The only bad thing in this fic is that is was over so
quick.
Summary: Dean Smith would like to issue a formal announcement that he does not let “strangers” fuck him in alleys behind die bars.
Title: Like a Thrift Stores Jacket, Still Good But Used
Author: triendunture
Rating: Explicit
Words: 5,656 – Finished
Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★
Admin J’s notes: First of all, the mind reading. Oh god. I love the early days Cas with
that stone cold angel thing, reading Dean’s mind. Gives me goosebumps.
Summary: Dean is a natural bottom, loves to take it up the ass like no one’s business. Problem is, he’s hung like a horse, or at least big enough he pings every guy’s secret size kink. So, Dean ends up topping even though that’s not what he wants. Enter Castiel.
Admin J’s notes: People, I have a proposal here: let’s all be fine with me taking Sammy
and marrying him and then him and me can sit there together making goofy eyes
to these two iditos. Is that cool for everybody? Great. I’ll
send you people the wedding invitations. (Or: this fic is so great
and Sammy in this is so great - once again.)
Summary: Sam’s been through a lot lately, what with tonight’s hunt rendering his skin an aching shade of purple and all. He can deal with Dean being overly concerned about Cas’ broken finger, and - God help him - he puts with the sound of their preposterously sopp love confessions and first kisses on the adjacent bed. But he cannot be expected to remain silent and feign sleep throughout the entire duration of their first-ever lovemaking session. He just can’t.
Admin J’s notes: It’s
best when Dean is too manly man, still mentally too much in closet or
too something else to ask things from Cas when they’re on action. Like
in this fic.
Summary: Castiel’s tongue; Dean’s ass. No, seriously, that’s the whole story.
Admin J’s notes: All
the time through reading this I thought that this is in some way probably one
of the most kinkiest things I’ve ever read. I love it how Dean’s mind works
(“It’s practically the same as I would touch myself”) and Cas is one
kinky bastard with his two Deans. But seriously, the last sentences of the fic are the best and -
okay, since I already am the official cry baby of the blog I gotta admit
that yes, I was almost crying. But it was 2:30 a.m. and it was so
perfect and Dean had waited for so long and and and… And I don’t know why, but Dean saying Cas is worth waiting for is
like wedding vows and promise rings and every goddamn love song put in
together. Read this.
Summary: Dean and Cas have been together for a while now, but Dean always regrets that he has been with so many people in the past. He wishes he could go back in time and tell his 15 year old self that there is someone worth waiting for. Cas gives him the chance and the outcome is one that neither of them expected.
Admin J’s notes: Fuck
my keliakia! I’m going to the nearest bakery to spot my own alpha
Castiel (and eat some pumpkin pie). This is one hilarious, even though the Dean in
it isn’t my favorite kind of an omega Dean. I personally like Dean when
he’s more sassy and bitchyand not so submissive from the start. And just asking, is it normal to think about pastries while reading pwp?Because I did. Like a lot.
Summary: Dean Winchester is an ordinary college student. He does his work, fixes cars, complains about being broke. Except when he visits the new campus bakery, he ends up getting more than the pie he asked for.
Admin J’s notes: It
kinda made me feel odd to think about angel’s mating season for getting
a family, byt hey, who am I to judge? Maybe they all want to have flyffy angel babies running around. Anyhow, I forget the family part
when I was reading this. There are some slightly tummy kink and mpreg needs maybe,
but not so much that it would disturb any mpreg haters or anything.
Summary: With some traces of his angelic being still remaining and with Dean, who would be his mate were he an angel, nearby and willing, Castiel enters his mating season, a kind of rut. It demands him to breed his mate and start a family - luckily, Dean is at least down for the breeding part.
Admin J’s notes: What
would this list be without some panty kink, huh? It’s always a good
time for Dean in women’s lingeries! Some short, straight too the point
thing for you for the last piece of this awesome smut collection. Here
you go!
Summary: Dean finally gets over himself enough to admit that there’s something kinky he wants.
If you are even remotely fond of any of the following things
chubby!Dean
Dean in lingerie
Dean with tears pouring down his exquisitely manly face
Dean with a “bun” in the “oven” (*cough*pregnant!Dean*cough*)
cute lil raging boners
Dean and Cas sharing a profound bond, and a cuddle while they’re at it
freaking adorable fanart
fanart blogs run by lovely people
then lamppudraws is the blog you oughta be following. The bedazzling schmoop might just make you so happy you produce zebra noises. And it might also inspire you to enjoy things you didn’t know it was possible to enjoy, which is only slightly better than zebra noises.
(It’s lamppu’s birthday tomorrow. I figure spreading the love for their wonderful art blog would prompt a brilliant artist to make zebra noises too. So go check out lamppudraws and help nudge the world closer to becoming a zebra nation!)
Disclaimer: There are no zebras anywhere in sight, I’m just sleepy and I actually do make zebra noises when I’m ridiculously happy
i’m prolly gonna lose a ton of followers because of this, but this quick pregnant!dean is dedicated to these lovelies who encouraged me to post pregnant!dean in the first place when I was feeling doubtful about it:
"Woe unto you, ye souls depraved! Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens; I come to lead you to the other shore, To the eternal shades in heat and frost."
