so apparently when I wasn’t looking, three more of my fics joined the 1k kudos club??? they’ll be right at home with the 25 other fics there holy shit holy shit what the genuine fuck

♥ Manscaping – 6.7k · M

Cas accidentally cut himself while shaving. (Spoiler: He wasn’t shaving his face.)

The two of them had been through Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, and all the worst parts of Earth together, both in the past and future, and somehow, the here-and-now between them involved Dean standing there denying to himself that he was half-hard because Castiel was bleeding in his naughty place.

Sharing Hands – 6.8k · NC-17

Dean feels something strange when he touches himself, and realises Cas has been using him as a vessel ever since he came back from Purgatory.

♥ Father Material – 12k · T

All Castiel needed was someone to babysit his troubled four-year-old niece while he went out to dinner with Sam. Honestly, after everything he’d heard about Sam’s older brother, Castiel wasn’t expecting Dean to be capable of handling the job. But not only is Dean highly competent, his skill with difficult children makes him appear downright charming. Improbable as it is, it’s starting to look as though both Castiel’s sanity and romantic life could potentially be salvaged by just one man.

(and here’s my 67 other Destiel fics~)

as always, I am HONOURED, flabbergasted, and DELIGHTED. thank you for gifting me with the symbols of your love, dear readers. I am so very grateful. (also thanks to @envydean, whose Destiel Trope Collection is what led to a kudos surge among my stories recently)

p.s. I posted a reward thing on patreon today!! it’s a skipping-rope rhyme I kept around from the first Destiel fic I ever posted on AO3, Angelhawke. the photo includes rainbows and a favourite houseplant of mine. you can check it out here (if you’re a $1 patreon~)

so my lovely supporter on patreon @jimminovak took inspiration from my own patreon page and started one of their own!!

if fic writers on patreon became A Common Thing that would be THE COOLEST

HELL YEAH, DEMOLISHING THE “ART CAN BE PAID FOR BUT WRITING SHOULD BE FREE” STEREOTYPE, BIT BY BIT

if anyone out there would like to support either of us, please do. LET’S CHANGE FANDOM FOREVER

oh my !!!

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70000 kudos divided by 70 fics (excluding that one podfic someone else kindly recorded, which i’ve been meaning to remove ‘cause the link died) is EXACTLY 1000 KUDOS PER FIC ON AVERAGE

HOW FREAKING PERFECT IS THAT

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS EVER READ ANY OF MY FICS AND ENJOYED THEM. OR RE-READ THEM. OR SHARED THEM. YOU ARE MAGICAL AND APPRECIATED. EVERY KUDOS AND COMMENT IS NOTICED BY ME thank you thank you so muuuuch

(this is the new fic!! Unconditional, 2.6k Destiel)

the cool thing is that having all the positive responses accumulate means every day is the peak of my career. hurr hurr.

…actually, on that note, let’s talk business: with just 16 supporters on patreon i’m almost 10% of the way to my ULTIMATE GOAL of supporting myself through my writing. i know there’s a BUNCH of you seeing this - honestly it would mean the WORLD to me if 145 more people could become part of the patreon fam. the few special beans supporting me right now are seriously making my life that much easier and i love them witH ALL MY HEART ♥♥♥

K THAT’S ALL *puppy mode initiated* I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED AND HAPPY THANK YoU THANK YOU thANK yoU !!!!!!!!!

WISHING SWEET DREAMS AND AGREEABLE DAYS TO YOU ALL

oh! i just noticed!!! I PASSED 2 MILLION WORDS

I completely forgot about it, and then i just saw my word count–

2,003,499

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HOOOOOOOOO BOY. WELL DONE ME ???? 69 fics since 2012!! and 1 million words since january 2014

this was the fic in question that did the thing:

Purple Horse in a Coffee Shop – almaasi (8.4k, G)

Nobody expects to see a purple horse at a Pride parade. So, naturally, Dean Winchester is surprised to meet his office co-worker and long-term crush, Castiel, riding atop a magnificent steed - and dressed in full wizard regalia, no less. Somehow, Cas thinks he (and his decked-out horse) are wearing grey. They visit a coffee shop with their friends and family, trying to get to the bottom of this mix-up - and apparently the purple horse is coming too.

“One medium black coffee with two sugars; one macchiato; three small soy lattes; one large decaf with a caramel shot - and ten apples, please.”

∩(︶▽︶)∩ this is good. i am satisfied

thank you to everyone who’s ever left me a comment, any of my 68,377 kudos, a tumblr message, or recced my fics. or supported me on patreon. you gave me the encouragement to get to this point and i am GRATEFUL AS HELL.

Almaasi, you inspired a young, talentless writer to create a 31 part, 100,000 word series, of autistic character trope. It made me meet my best friend, and we've gotten almost inseparable. He is the Dean to my Cas, forever. Without you I never would have written, and never would have found the love of my life. Thank you. Happy birthday.

ho

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SHIT

WHAT A GOOD MESSAGE

I AM SO VERY VERY PLEASED FOR YOU WELL DONE AND CONGRATS !!!!!

i am the most honoured that my work was part of your journey <3 and i wish you and your friend THE VERY BEST always and forever

but, dear friend, where is the fic link? HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?? ALWAYS INCLUDE A FIC LINK!!! u silly goose

dammit, i just missed it

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but still………… t h a n k   y o u .   holy shit.

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a link to my Destiel fics on ao3 ~

*announcement moose*

hello destiel friends~ i have a thing to say

Fight and Fool Around // 5.4k · NC-17

Dean enters a bar looking for a fight, but instead discovers he’s bisexual, gives his first handjob in an alleyway - and then leaves with a hickey, sex hair, and the bartender for a boyfriend.

(in which Dean mistakes wanting to bang dudes with wanting to fight them)

this fic now has 1000 kudos!!! good job everyone, you are successfully maintaining my sense of kAJs;Dskfjsd

a round of applause for people who hit the kudos button!!!! ♥ and people who leave comments! ♥♥ and share fics with friends!!! ♥♥♥

you are indisputably the best consumers of fanfic. well done.

(and  t h a n k   y o u.)

my other fics are here if you wanna be a cool bean and read some cute gay stuff and leave more kudos ・゚✧

chapter 5 of my fairy AU Our Garden Home (22k+) is now up!! (spoilers: lil fairy bat Cas gets his wings back briefly. fun/scary/cute flying adventures are had.)

the final chapters will be up all at once next week! so if you wanna catch up, you won’t have long to wait for the rest c;

also! Welcome All Winchesters (60k Christmas fake engagement fluff AU) currently has 999 kudos!! SWEET ♥ much thank

Anonymous asked:
hey, i just wanted to thank you. it's been a year or so since i left the supernatural fandom, because it ended up being a really bad environment for me and reminds me of bad experiences, but i was talking with a friend tonight and they mentioned one of your fics, (roost, specifically) and we were discussing how much we both love your work and i'm just really overwhelmed right now thinking about how much your writing has impacted me. try something tuesday will always hold a special place (1/?)

in my heart as the fic i always reread when i was having a bad night or just wanted to remind myself that life isn’t always bad and thing will work out eventually. i read foxfire blossom downloaded on my computer at a camp where there were no other gay kids and i had no internet or cell service. it left me screaming into my pillow at two am and brought me so so much joy, not to mention how much it taught me (a young, impressionable child) about proper communication in relationships and how (2/?)

no matter how much it felt like i had to grow up and marry a man and have babies and be the perfect straight cis woman that society wanted of me, that didn’t have to be the end, and i could be in a gay relationship and still have a home and be happy. again, young, impressionable kid - the honest and real and beautiful way you wrote about lgbt people and the love we have for each other probably impacted me even more than i can tell. and hart of the storm. oh my god, hart of the storm. i have (3/?

no words to describe how much that story blew me away. it left me completely shaken and emotional and was one of the most powerful things i’ve ever read. i remember how excited i used to get when i got an email from ao3 that you’d posted something new. my time in the fandom coincided with a really rough period of my life, and to be completely honest, there were times when one of the only reasons i could think of to stay alive was that you were going to post a new fic soon, and i wanted to (4/?)

be able to read it. your writing brought light and hope to some of my darkest days, and it gave me something to look forward to when i felt like there was nothing left that could make me happy anymore. when i first figured out that i was autistic, and i went online and saw that you’d written fics with autistic cas, being able to have other experiences that i could relate to, in a format that i was able to understand, and by an author that i’d always admired, it helped me gain the confidence (5/?

to stim in front of my friends and explain to them why i sometimes had trouble speaking when it was too loud in the room and begin to learn how to work with my brain, and not against it. you and your writing have had such an incredible impact on my life, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for everything. (6/6)

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this message has me shook, in the literal sense. i’m trembling. i just read this 10 times over. i have no words, friend. i can’t think past the haze of emotion to express how utterly i appreciate this and how much it means to me, and how much i want to never, ever, ever forget this message so i can remember it every. single. day. and use its power to keep going in my own fight, and always keep creating.

i’m so glad your friends are so understanding and accepting!! (you bonding over my stories is so cool to me??? so cool.)

this is gonna sound internet-person cliché, but sometimes it’s hard for me to visualise the folks who are reading my stories - i know whatever i say or share is impacting someone in some small way, but even the messages i get from friends are still pixels on a screen, y’know? i always feel kinda distant and removed from the people as opposed to the statistics, as much as i try not to be. but your words are so important to me, you are important to me, and i’m so utterly grateful you shared this ;u;

thank you for the honour of letting my stories help you, anon. i appreciate that you chose life, firstly, but i’m extra glad you used my upcoming works as an incentive. (even more reason for me to carry on writing, right? i may never know who’s counting on it.)

the fact you mentioned ‘hart of the storm’ is especially exciting to me, since that one is akin to the novel-like stories i dream of writing in the future, and i wasn’t really sure if many people liked it. it feels good to get some feedback.

i hope you find yourself on the path that’ll lead you to more happiness and healthy relationships with friends and fandoms. i wish good things your way, indefinitely ♥

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(links to the Dean/Cas fics mentioned)

Anonymous asked:
Hello! I'm an amateur writer and a lover of your fanfics! (THEY ARE PERFECTION!) I was wondering how long it normally take for you to write your stories? Sometimes I've been writing for an entire afternoon and then realize I've only written 500 words. It can be frustrating, especially, when it's only a rough draft.

hi there~ (replying 4 days late?? sorry) (also thank you!!! glad you like my stories~)

writing for hours and realising you’ve written almost nothing is something that happens to all writers, i think. it definitely happens to me. (also 500 words ain’t bad?? i think that’s maybe a standard day’s writing for writers who aren’t fic writers)

so. basing this solely on my currently published+completed works: from the point of writing the first word, to the point where i hit publish on ao3, my fics can take me anywhere from 1.5 hours (What’s a Hickey?) to 8 months (Angelhawke - although almost all of that was written in a 2.5 month block, the rest was procrastinating and editing). and an average of 4 months isn’t even correct, given the massive expanses of time between some fics.

when i actually get to typing, and the world disappears and i become one with the keyboard, i type about 1,000 words per hour. more if it’s largely dialogue or a sex scene, because for some reason that goes faster. less, if i’m tired or i’m writing a block of narrative text. (again, 500 words is perfectly reasonable, anon. you crafted those 500 words with great effort. therefore they are worthy words.)

when I was writing Angelhawke I was writing 8 to 10k per night. it was the most bizarre, intense, and mentally freeing part of my life, hands down. i did nothing except write, eat, and sleep. but you know what? that was perfect. because for two years prior, all i’d done was eat and sleep. writing Angelhawke filled a void in my soul that has never become fully empty since, even at my worst times. (is this relevant? i dunno. but 8 to 10k is a HELL OF A LOT, even for me. one night i even did 12k and i have no idea how, i think i typed for 14 hours straight. nowadays i count 5k as impressive, 4k as a good point to stop if i’m tired.)

fff i wish i could just answer “lol a long time” but I’M REALLY BAD AT SHORT ANSWERS. the answer varies so much as well!!! you deserve an accurate answer dammit, and besides that i’m kinda interested too

also i should note that i’m not really sure what the concept of a “rough draft” involves, since i’ve never worked like that. i just put the whole thing down and tweak until i’m happy. (i lost marks in school for this. teachers want complete rewrites and AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT, especially now when my work is often novel-length.) sometimes i’ll scrap a scene if i’m stuck and take the story a little way in another direction, but i’ll never write the same scene a second time. i mean, if it didn’t work the first time, i’m not doing it again. i don’t even understand how rewriting is meant to help. (wouldn’t you just end up with the same words again?? if the same thing happens???) (in case it’s not obvious, i failed all my classes at school. i’m good at writing, i’m not good at knowing how to do things the way teachers like)

in comparison:

Try-Something Tuesday (42k) took me five days, while Drop Anchor (also 42k) took me about 2.5 months.

Welcome All Winchesters (60k) took me 2 months + about a week, and i deleted a third of what i wrote. Held in Your Tender Hands (59.8k) took me 4 months almost to the day, including a month’s break.

Shadows Across the Camera Lens (13.7k) took me two days, each day being six months apart, and then a couple days of editing. Roost (12k) took me exactly a month, writing for only 6 of those days. (which is weird, ‘cause i remember it taking two days right next to each other. i must’ve enjoyed it so much it made time fly.)

the time a fic takes is so completely relevant to my health at the time. if i were healthy i’d probably write more consistently. i honestly have no idea how long it takes anyone else to write, but i’m trying really hard not to compare, because the only person whose record i need to beat is my own. and even then, i gotta learn to go easy on myself, because if i don’t meet my own ridiculously high standards all the time, i’m just going to be miserable. to all writers, especially struggling or chronically ill writers, i recommend being gentle with yourself, and making your goals relative to your current ability, not anyone else’s, and not your previous self’s.

tl;dr – at a guess, excluding outliers, the average fic probably takes me about a week. maybe. that’s probably wrong. i’m always probably wrong. spoiler alert, i am not a credible source for my own information. and i’m really bad at answering messages, both concisely and on time.

ALSO I HIT 1400 AO3 SUBSCRIBERS WHILE TYPING THIS AND GOING TO MY STATS PAGE FOR LINKS THANK YOU THAT WAS FUN TO SEE

small 6am post because I just noticed my fic What’s a Hickey? (in which Sam and Cas talk about hickeys) is one kudo away from 1000

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Dearest Elmie, when will you post another fluffy fic? I've read literally every single one of yours (((have i mentioned that i'm a huge fan btw))) and I don't know what to do with my life. Your fics make me suffer aND I LOVE IT <3

hello there! thank you for enjoying the suffering. that is such a great compliment for an author <3

hmm. short answer: if I’m completely realistic, unless I see a miraculous sudden upturn with my health, I think the next fic I post might be my DCBB, which would be posted in October/November 2016. (eek, such a long time…)

and, the long answer:

I have two main fics I’m working on right now, the first being the Harry Potter/SPN crossover I wrote in October last year (currently in editing hell, meaning I haven’t touched in in 8 months, but my very patient betas have been all over it and I hope to return to it soon), and the second fic being a 1920s AU - which was never intended to be my DCBB, but ended up being the only significant thing I’ve worked on since the start of the year.

I’m still struggling health-wise (did you know teabags have gluten in? I sure as hell didn’t), so I’ve made it my goal to just finish these stories, and worry about making them good afterwards. hopefully whoever cares to read them won’t be disappointed with the outcome! these fics are still a labour of love, as always, so I won’t allow them to go free into the world until they’re as good as I can possibly make them.

basically, I gotta care for myself before I can make beautiful things for the rest of you to enjoy, as much as I genuinely wish I could set aside my own issues and just write forever. :\

thank you dearly for your patience. I know it must suck to have a creator whose work you enjoy suddenly stop producing anything, so I really appreciate the gentle, enthusiastic messages asking when the heck my next fic will be up. (and I love that so many people are subscribing to my AO3 account in my absence, waiting for me to return. contrary to my original fears, my fics are garnering exactly the same number of kudos per day as they were when I was posting regularly. I can’t tell you how much of a relief that is to someone who is partly motivated by other people’s appreciation. my account bypassed a total of 50,000 kudos the other day, and I was delighted. I’m still delighted. that’s a fuckton of kudos.

(a part of me is secretly satisfied that people miss me, though?? heh.)

[I put a semi-relevant, self-indulgent ramble by Slytherin Elmie under the cut]

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✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *✧♥

while I wasn’t looking, both my heart-rendering chicken!Destiel AU (entitled Roostand the fic where Dean texts Cas a kissy face emoji (Symbols of Affection) went and bypassed 1,000 kudos each.

THESE NUMBERS ARE SO SATISFYING AND I AM OVERJOYED EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE QUADRUPLE DIGITS AND ZEROS I mean I can’t count for pumpkins but I like big numbers so shh just let me have this

THANK YOU VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO HITS THE ♥ BUTTON AT THE END OF MY FICS!!! your appreciation translates directly into motivation for me, both in writing-related endeavours, and in life.

also, shoutout to all of my subscribers on AO3. your mere existence and level of engagement puts a smile on my face every single day.

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