jayndmitri:

demon!dean would be even more vocal during masturbation then our dean I think lik ehe wouldn’t give a fuck if the person in the next motel room could hear him, might even dirty talk to himself out loud enough just so others could hear his filthy words before he comes all over his fist uwu

Anonymous asked:
"#either that or he rammed a showerhead between his legs for 0.5 seconds" now all i can think of is dean in the shower, leaning against the slippery tile wall and getting himself off by jerking at his dick and pointing the shower spray at his ass and balls

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup ヾ(〃^▽^〃)

oinkaloink:

‘no homo’ god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

winchubster:

Dean touches himself the way he imagines getting fucked: face down, ass up, one hand curled against thin sheets. Of course he’ll never nut up enough to actually sidle alongside someone at a bar, relax long enough to enjoy the rough spread of fingers stretching him open, but that doesn’t mean he can’t pretend. It’s not really gay if it’s his own fingers rubbing along the sensitive flesh of his ass, dripping with lube and working their way inside. He can still look Sammy and Dad in the face if, right towards the end, he replaces images of thick cocks and broad hands with a plastic strap-on, some pretty girl’s breasts pressed against his back.

There’s a certain way Dean does things, but when he’s squirming in the passenger seat of the Impala, rim puffy and red beneath his jeans, he knows it doesn’t truly matter who he thinks about when he’s alone. It’s a secret made just for him, and he can’t wait to do it again.