mishasminions:

MISHA: When I say “When in Rome”, I just meant, “Show each other our underwear.”
JENSEN: [growling noises]

destielloversblog:

agentzreads:

ladystiltskin67:

savannadarkbaby:

angvlicmish:

We’re going left.

Misha looks so exasperated and embarassed. He’s trying to maintain some dignity in the face of disaster Nesnej, and I’m living for this.

I love how in front of thousands of people, Jensen asks Misha to guess which pant leg his dick will rest in, then proceeds to tell us all which one it was

This panel was such a complete disaster. Jensen is just… I don’t even know what… and Misha is sooooo uncomfortable and doesn’t know wtf is happening.

Love this 2 fuckers! ❤❤❤

casblackfeathers:

#pray4jensen (video credit: Amberdreams and s_verasani)

Anonymous said: also just wanted to point out the theory going around about Jensen’s drop in good mood (which starts when Jared comes on but not coz of Jared but coz..) Misha straddling Jen gave him a chubby and he spends a significant time trying to will it down which explains all his weird body movements & akward chair-sitting thereafter. but its totally a testament to how much he genuinely appreciates Misha that M can make him smile/laugh again multiple times after all that awkward. poor J :c

“write more cockles” as in fic? or meta?

reasons i don’t write cockles fic: feels weird. i sometimes get all sniffly because of how badly i want misha to be my dad so… it’s just weird. feels invasive but also inaccurate. idk i’d rather stick to destiel, and sometimes have dean and cas influenced by misha and jensen’s personality traits instead.

reasons i don’t write more cockles meta: i’m fuckin tired, my dude. i’m so tired. everything is so much. plus i’m now about 3 years behind on mentally cataloguing every moment of their lives and being able to instantly reference body language from way back. which makes writing meta really hard because there’s huge gaps in my knowledge.

but that said, if i ever do come across something, and i have something to say, i say it :D

re: jensen’s boner OOOOOH HELLO. DO YOU HAVE LINKS. gifsets??? meta posts??? the video i watched barely showed them when they started rolling on the floor and it was over so soon. i want them links. please. yes. ouo

yourfavoritedirector:

+ Bonus

angvlicmish:

We’re going left.

casblackfeathers:

I think it’s fair to say Nesnej’s favorite thing is making Misha blush (credit)

Bonus:

profound-boning:

almaasi:

almaasi:

novaks:

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this is too much???? like what are we even meant to do with this. an extreme amount of body language happens in these three gifs for me to deal with all at once AND YET… HERE WE GO

1. MISHA JERKING THE MICROPHONE IN THE FIRST GIF
   
2. Jensen faLLING OFF HIS CHAIR because vague jokes about Misha’s sexuality are apparently HILARIOUS
   
3. Jared just like “I know too much and I have seen more than I care to think about”
   
4. …”but I may as well make a joke about it”
   
5. Jensen is still literally weak in the knees and he’s squirming everywhere because TOO MUCH LAUGHING??? because someone said “Misha” and “straight” in the same sentence
   
6. SUDDENLY BUTTSEX JOKE. AND JARED AUTOMATICALLY IMPLIES BOTTOM!jENSEN (or was he talking to Misha about Jensen’s boner issues? MAYBE BOTH)
   
7. …AND THEN JARED REACHES FOR JENSEN’S CROTCH IN A PROTECTIVE GESTURE????????????? it’s like “here this is the gesture you should be doing with your own hands, but I’mma help a brother out and do it for you since you’re dying of laughter”
   
8. AND MISHA PUTTING HIS DEFENSIVE HAND ON HIS ALREADY DEFENSIVE LEG IN THE THIRD GIF. (Misha don’t you like when people tease you about your sexuality in front of 30000 people?)
   
9. AND THEN JENSEN ALMOST DOING THE THIGH TOUCH EXCEPT HE CAN’T PROPERLY BECAUSE HE’S STILL EXPERIENCING LAUGHTER ORGASM. WILL HE NEVER STOP
   

AND OH MY GOD all this happened in less than 10 seconds I’M GOING TO FUck I NG IMplODE

10. ALSO I MISSED THAT THEY MADE SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT IN THE SECOND GIF

they c o m m u n i c a t e d

Related to #10: In the second gif, Jared is looking at Misha and then he looks at Jensen. THEN we have the third gif where he makes the joke, covers Jensen’s crotch, etc. While he was looking directly at Misha’s face - nay, is trying to catch Misha’s eye and determine the best course of action here - he sees something in his expression that makes him turn his head and look at the idiot on his left.

Jared didn’t react to the question, or to Jensen’s laughter, until he noticed the eye contact (communication) between Misha and Jensen.

but yeah to quote suvi: #dont ever forget that this happened

dixseptdixhuit:

jensenacklesmishacollins:

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so they make eye contact and they’re immediately like *FUMBLES WITH SELF*  what I’m guessing is that they both simultaneously started blushing  I’d understand these gestures better if I knew what was being said at the time but I DON’T WANNA WATCH THE WHOLE THING RIGHT NOW sghdhdhj  Misha’s like “don’t say a thing”  and Jensen’s either preening or trying to block out whatever’s being said  and/or his ears got really hot because of a blush  but Misha’s gesture though. anyone remember that fake orgasm at jibcon and then he was like *wipes mouth/chin with hand*  then Misha’s like THINKING POSE with his hand on his chin  then preparatory hand-locking all bold and soldier-going-into-battle like  and they’re also mirroring each other in the second gif with the hand-raise  or at least Misha mirrors Jensen since Jensen moves first  oh boy. human brains are so fantastic. why do people have so many little neurons that tell them to do certain things when they <3 someone  these two are a mess  and I cannot fucking wait to watch the whole panel soon and cry about all the gifs  *  Cockles  my Cockles meta  body language  comic con  Misha Collins  Jensen Ackles  mirroring 

sorry I had to add @almaasi ‘s tags because perfection

ALSO EARS HAVE ERECTILE TISSUE SO JENSEN’S BASICALLY STROKING HIS EAR BONER

sillybubbies:

Pizza Collins o((*^▽^*))o

[x] [x] σ(´∀｀●)

supermishamiga:

supermishamiga:

Jensen just needs some ventilation with Misha around ;) 

relevant again :))

“Misha has been working out.”

I think he’s trying to cover his crotch because he keeps getting boners. I mean, his dick reacts to literally anything if he’s thinking about Misha

ghuune-deactivated20160412:

I SCREAMED

The cap’s not even a good cap. Go to the vid and see it in PROFILE

beware tho that it will be the last thing you ever see because you will go blind

If you would like to take the express to hell, I have a ticket for you.

ghuune:

miss-devonaire:

cockles-bring-it-out:

miss-devonaire:

ghuune:

cockles-bring-it-out:

ghuune:

Here have. I was hoping someone else would do it but people lazy me.

HEY! I need the Suspicious Chair Dance. Otherwise in the minds of helpless fangirls, this rogue semi’s just gonna stay exposed forever!

HE LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE!!

Poor Jensen, I shouldn’t laugh but he’s like wiggling that chair like “Is the profile covered? IS IT?!”

Now I’m really wondering if “comedy elbows” is some kind of secret code for “I’m having a serious problem over here.”

I love how Jensen’s energy completely changed when Misha popped up out of nowhere.  It’s like someone turned the lights on and his entire demeanor changes. And no one plays with a chair like that unless they’re trying to make sure they’re hidden!

Unless what is hidden?! All I see is perfect chair placement by the highly controversial shimmy method. It has a difficulty level of 4.8 and with that satisfied mic throw, you know Jensen knows he nailed it. The execution is so flawless that if not for that excessive celebration at the end there, he probably could have received a perfect score. Luckily for him, he is up against Jared Padalecki, seen here with his chair facing the completely wrong direction. Besides possibly ingenuity and pity, Padalecki won’t be awarded nearly enough points to overtake Jensen, even with the showboating penalty.  Jared obviously needs a lot of help and it’s kind of mean and selfish….OOOHHHH that’s what Jensen is hiding! The secrets to perfect chair placement! Lol he just couldn’t help himself and who can blame him with such chair placing skills as his. But seriously, don’t be cruel and please help your brofriend.

reblogging because that was beautiful

PLEASE HELP YOUR BROFRIEND

[video link]