Although most everyone on my dash is happy because of course Jensen is deflecting emotions by pretending to be grossed out by misha, but you can see he doesn’t mean it.
i juST WATCHED It OH MY DFUCKING GOD
JARED IS LITERALLY THE MOST H A R D C O R E COCKLES SHIPPER ON THE PLANET EVERYONE ELSE NEEDS TO GO HOME
also yeah that’s 100% jensen pretending it’s a joke because there was too much truth in it AND THEN HE’S LIKE “HE HAS HASN’T HE”
HE NOTICED MISHA HAD BEEN WORKING OUT AND HE LIKES IT
Anonymous said: Honestly, I think that was just Jensen’s sense of humor for ya: first he says thing A, then says thing B that “undoes” thing A. Like when he told a fan “SHUT YOUR FACE!!…. I love you too”
AND THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL AN ON-POINT OBSERVATION, ANON. ON FUCKING. POINT.
This is ChiCon 2015 again, the day after the Louden Swain concert, when Misha crashes J2’s panel. From the moment he walks onstage, Jen’s eyes are glued to him (and occasionally to his crotch). (Pics 1 & 2).
Jensen immediately goes full glowy bear, with his face shining with happiness and his ears sticking out (Pics 3 & 4). Totally zoned in to each other, ugh.
And Misha wins a Unicorn Laugh from Jen when he self-deprecatingly refers to the crowd as “My fellow vacationers.“ (Jensen finds that so damn funny he runs it by Jared again, who’s just like, “Yeah, I know. I heard it.” Once again, poor Jared, in the middle of this mess. Maybe we should pray for him too). (Pics 5 & 6)
Misha LOVES making Jensen lose his shit. Lookit that smug face. God I love these two!
But alas, all good things end, and Rich and Jared both reach out to Jensen when Misha leaves the stage. Like there is NO explanation for why they both grab his shoulders. Misha didn’t score a zinger, he… just….. left??? (Pic 7)
But now we come to the gem, y'all. Jen stands up for no good reason, (Pic 8) and repositions and stands behind the chair, which I will now dub Suspicious Chair, also for no good reason…
unless you are trash like me and my friend and. look. at. Jen’s. crotch.
That is all, thank you for allowing me to share these wonderful bits of trash with you.
See and judge for yourself! and if someone could gif it, I’ll write an actual, rational meta about it, assuming it’s possible to write rational boner meta.
“Jensen, come on.” Misha stretches out on the bed and runs a hand over his crotch.
“Would you hold your horses? Please?” Jensen stretches a placating arm toward Misha but stays focused on Danneel. He continues, a lot gentler, “All right, honey, it should be all set. You think you’ll remember everything I told you?”
“I think you should quit being a director and go be a porn star,” Danneel responds with a smack to Jensen’s ass to get him to go away. “I’m not going to do anything fancy with the camera, and you’re not going to act all disappointed when the lighting isn’t perfect or whatever.”
“Oh no, babe, he won’t worry about that as long as you show him the dailies afterward,” Misha teases. “And don’t forget the rule of thirds.”
“OK, but his cock is going to take up at least one of those thirds.“
“All right, all right. Very funny, you two. We going to do this or not?” Jensen removes his clothes, slides into bed next to Misha and immediately starts jerking off.
“Whoa, there, cowboy, what’s the rush?” Misha asks as he stares down at Jensen’s crotch.
“Not hard yet, and it’s time to get this show on the road. You ready, baby?”
“Yeah, baby,” Danneel responds with a thumbs up.
“Here, allow me,” Misha says as he reaches over and replaces Jensen’s hand with his own.
Jensen relaxes against the headboard and lets out a moan. Misha turns toward Danneel to make sure she’s getting all this, and she winks at him in encouragement.
“You getting hard for me, Jay?” It’s not loud enough for the camera to pick up, and Misha suddenly has the insane thought that they can just ADR their lines in later. He stifles a laugh and hopes Jensen doesn’t notice.
Jensen nods and covers Misha’s hand with his own as a silent way of telling him to use more pressure. Misha squeezes harder and smirks when a bit of precome spills onto his hand. He wants to go ahead and use his mouth already, but the plot of their film needs more of a build-up than that.
So instead, he leans over and wraps his lips around the skin of Jensen’s neck nice and slow the way he likes it. Jensen gasps and cants his hips up, and Misha runs his thumb over the head of his cock to get him to buck up again. He continues his line of kisses up to Jensen’s jaw and cheek and finally his mouth, and that’s when Jensen takes over and becomes aggressive with his tongue-fucking. He grabs one cheek and digs his fingers behind Misha’s ear as he furiously works their mouths together like they haven’t kissed in days.
Anonymous said: I like to think of Jensen getting hard every time he’s gotta do a scene where he’s tied up or handcuffed… Like tonight when his hands were cuffed behind his back and he was bent over the back seat of the Impala…
WHOA. SPOILER ALERT. but also yes, definitely agree OuO
I think actors actually do wear a kind of harness that straps to their leg to keep them from getting unprofessional boners during those kinds of scenes? idk I heard they do, maybe it's true haha
imagine that Jensen has to film a sex scene with Misha, but he’s afraid he’ll get hard during the shoot and the crew and all the camera guys would see how bad he has it for Misha. so he puts himself in a cock cage beforehand – except Misha notices, and he gets them to stop filming, then he takes Jensen aside and gets him to take the cage off…
At JIBCON ‘11, a fan brought the script from a scene in Harry met Sally where a female character fake orgasms in front a male character to prove that men can’t tell the difference between real and fake orgasms in women.
Misha played the woman and Jensen played the man in this video and Jensen has a little problem after the skit is over. ♥
