I MAKE A POINT NOT TO SHIP ACTORS IRL BUT THEY ARE MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT TBH LIKE IM TRYING TO RESPECT YOUR PRIVATE LIVES HERE AND YOURE NOT LETTING ME
#but really what do they expect us to do with all this information #are they trying to create a parallel reality within the fandom psyche wherein we all believe they're dating #so as to conceal the truth #which is that they're?? what?? ???? #maybe it's a double bluff #we all think they're acting cute to make us THINK that we know but actually they know we think we know but really we don't know #whaTEVER THEY'RE DOING IT'S VERY SMART AND I BET MISHA IS FEELING VERY SMUG RIGHT NOW #or maybe they're coming out because they don't actually give a fuck about concealing a relationship and they've never actually been trying #and it just happened that ''oh yeah we're in love'' never came up in conversation #except when Jared happens to be in the room because CLEARLY he doesn't give a crap about keeping their relationship private #which leads me to conclude that they're just being open and honest with us THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF OVER-ACTED SATIRE #IT'S BRILLIANT #IT'S AWFUL #AND I REALLY FUCKING NEED TO GO TO BED I SOUND LIKE A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST #Mulder would be proud #* #Cockles #Cockles text posts #my Cockles meta #I think I'm honestly losing it #they've cracked me #goodbye friends I am gone #Misha Collins #Jensen Ackles #this is their fault #I blame them for this and generally everything else #not including Donald Trump or skinny jeans #EDIT: i put these tags in their own post #http://almaasi.tumblr.com/post/139489200055/its-0520am-ive-spent-3-days-practically-out-of
