I can only gleefully imagine the arduous decisive process on this one.
CW: [posts a random, congratulatory photo of Jared]
Meanwhile, in the writers room:
[heterosexual alert wailing in the distance]
“Jeremy, it’s been a whole hour already since we congratulated Jared, we have to respond to the… other one.”
“For bro’s sake, Robert, we’re trying! But every single shot of these two is just, y’know.”
“Pretty gay?”
“Yeah.”
“What about season 4? They’ve just met, it can’t be too bad.”
“Oh, it’s bad, Bob. It’s so bad. It had been before we realised the danger. They’re like animals. It’s disgusting.”
“What about season 7? Cas can’t even remember who Dean is and then he’s insane, right?”
“Oh Bob.”
“What.”
“I’d rather have you, cursed or not” is not exactly the epitome of straightness. Don’t even get me started on the Emmanuel fiasco, I told you, we should have let Eugenie and Brad handle this one. Maybe then we’d have some shots of Cas snogging Daphne.“
“And have Jensen watch it all with an even more crestfallen look?”
“Oh. Right.”
[angry heterosexual fuming]
“Maybe we should use the one from the burger da… meeting. Or something from Brokeba- from Purgatory. Or, you know, anything from season 8. They seem pretty straight to me.”
“You know what, Mysterious Intern That Should in No Way Have Right to Be at This Meeting, maybe you’re righ-”
“HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MI- whatever. I give up. Just… crop them or something. No one will notice.”
