…uh…. well

I kinda like the whole bad/dirty/wrong “we shouldn’t be doing this” thing

as well as casual “hey dude I can blow you it’s no big deal just don’t tell anyone” thing (cue blushing and accidental enjoyment and emotional attachment and a hand in his hair as he goes to town and a whispered “yes! [other boy’s name]!”)

and the “I’ve always wanted to try this but I’ve been too scared to” thing

and other things in the same vein too, such as the ”I can teach you how to kiss/have sex/masturbate via practical demonstration” thing

so the “no homo” thing is a goldmine of repressed boys being secretly/openly gay with each other and I love that

…but it also hurts because these idjits don’t know when they’re goddamn in love with each other because they repressed it so hard

this is where my enjoyment of the “what if I’m a little bit gay?? / I think I might be having feelings for [other boy] and it’s confusing” thing comes in