concept: aziraphale can’t pick up literally any weapon without it catching on fire. he doesn’t cook bc his kitchen knives just burst into flames.
Counterpoint: it catches on fire when he decides it’s a weapon. So he can usually cook, but if he were to pick up an umbrella with violent intent, it would instantly be wreathed in flames and possibly capable of slicing through anything.
This concept may or may not be related to my need to see Aziraphale rescue Crowley in proper badass fashion, but with some ridiculous object or other instead of a sword.
If you think about it, we hate Gabriel because we all identify with Aziraphale, but in reality, objectively he’s just that annoying, but normal and “just-doing-his-job” boss. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is objectively a terrible employee
Crowley as a Tinsel on a Christmas tree with Aziraphale being absolutely delighted. You can bet he stayed there for a good long week just sleeping or something idk maybe Aziraphale made him stay there. It’s your call.
This is also requested by one of my lovely patrons! If you’re on here too, bless you, dear!
I had this idea in my head for ages! It takes a while to merge 6000 years of very different aesthetics together <3
(If anyone is interested~
This piece will be available both as prints and posters on my Etsy and from me in person next week at MCM London and in Nov at MCM Brum!)
