galifianafuck:
have you ever talked to someone that youre completely comfortable with and you can just tell them anything you want and they wont judge you for it or they’ll actually make an effort and try to make an interesting conversation about it like you can talk about different kind of sauces or pasta with them for an hour and the conversation will never get boring
normal friends:
hey i got you a birthday card, happy birthday!
tumblr friends:
hey i wrote you an erotic sex scene between your two faves, happy birthday!

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:
take-me-tom-hiddleston:
ship-it-all-the-way:
jadedfalling:
sickledsnake:
itsdorkgirl:
gravemakers-and-gunslingers:
ldrsociety:
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
supernaturalwanderlust:
tumblr sucks on some levels, but you know what i really love about it? seeing people from different places becoming friends and discovering differences between their cultures and being excited to know more and generally being enthusiastic about each other
evangelala:
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound.
— Diana Cortes (via delicatedad)gloriousbacchus:
religiousmom:
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you
dandylyingwishes:
I love people who make me forget that I’m shy